Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter and the Artemis Fowl series.

-This story popped into my head after reading the HP and AF books. I tried to make a connection. :)) I m so excited for HP6 the movie!!!!!!!!

I'm just reposting this and i fixed the typos. (it was originally in the crossover's section but no one looks there=)) )

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

After successfully killing the Famous Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy has become the new Voldemort or shall we say Lord Malfoy. He was able to recruit a few followers, but was in desperate need of a servant to attend to Pansy s (his wife) ludicrous needs.

"Dah-ling, we are in terrible need of a house elf. The manor is an utter mess." Pansy complained as she walked around the room.

Draco resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "Yes my dear", he said. "I will summon one of my followers to fetch us a servant." He pulled up his right sleeve and touched a black thunderbolt tattoo on his arm. Moments later, there was a knock on the door.

"Enter." Draco said.

A short figuring wearing a dark cloak appeared. He knelt down, his hood completely covering his face.

"Arise." Draco commanded.

"Yes my lord" the figure said. "What is it you desire, master?"

I believe you have connections with underground fairies. Malfoy said as he pointed his wand at his follower.

The short figure took an involuntary step back. "Yes, you are correct, my lord."

"Find an efficient servant for my wife preferably an elf."

"As you wish." The unknown follower bowed.

"Now, leave." Draco said.

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Holly was getting dressed for her date with Trouble. They had developed feelings for each other and were now in the going out stage. She sprayed perfume on and wore her favorite olive colored dress. Her chestnut skin glowed. She flashed a radiant smile. Holly Kelp. Mrs. Commander Kelp, she thought and giggled.

"What's with the get up?" someone asked from behind her. Holly recognized Mulch s voice.

"Gosh Mulch you scared me. How did you get in here?"

"You told me your password remember?"

"I don t rem-"

"By the way, you look very pretty." Mulch interrupted.

"Thank you, Trub is actually on his way to pick me-" Before Holly knew it, Mulch jumped and put his mouth on her head. His sedative spittle took immediate action so Holly was completely knocked out.

"Piece of cake, Lord Malfoy will be proud of me. Sorry Holls." Mulch chuckled as he dragged her out.

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Trouble Kelp was on his way to fetch Holly from her condo. He turned on the stereo in his car. Elfish Love was playing. He sang to the chorus.

Love, Elfish Love,

Let it spread through your wings.

Love, Elfish Love,

Hope it never ever fades.

Love, Elfish Love,

Feel the magic in your fingers tips.

Love, Elfish Love,

Know it will always be you and me.

Oh! Oohh! Oooohh!

Trouble parked the car and entered the building. He scanned his thumb print in the reception area then went inside the glass elevator.

"Level 21". He said into the voice box.

He arrived at the floor and went to unit 2109. Trouble pressed the doorbell twice.

No answer.

"Holly?" he called and knocked on the door but there was still no answer.

He decided to call her on her communicator. He heard the gadget a jazzy chime coming from inside the condo. It kept on ringing until it reached the voice message. Trouble was beginning to get worried so contacted Foaly to let him hack the door s code.

"Yes, Commander?" said Foaly.

"Listen, Holly's isn t opening her door or answering her phone, I don t know where she is, so I need to look inside." Trouble said hurriedly. Could you give me her code key?

"Maybe she doesn t want to see you." Foaly joked.

"This is serious!" Trouble said.

Foaly could hear the tension in his voice. He tapped on his keyboard and got the password of Holly s condo unit.

"I don t know about this..." the centaur said.

"Foaly, I am the commander and I m giving you an order." Trouble said firmly.

"Alright, here it is," Foaly said slowly. "70310024. I repeat 70310024."

Trouble keyed in the password and the door automatically opened.

"Holly?" he said. "Where are you? It's Trouble."

Trub searched the condo and Holly wasn t there. Panic rushed through his veins but as a trainer officer, the commander remained calm. Maybe she just went outside, he thought.

He went into her room to observe anything unusual. He noticed that there was a big amount of spittle on her bed comforter.

"She drools? Big turn-off." Trouble thought out loud.

He figured it was best to take a sample and study it. He got his decoder from his belt and examined the spittle. His decoder told him it was dwarf spit.

"Mulch." Trub said.

He knew Holly and Mulch were good friends but it never crossed his mind that they would be on the same bed Trouble needed to ask Mulch where Holly was.

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