Disclaimer: Believe me I don't own Kingdom Hearts...I just bought the manga:)

Authors Note: This here is a parody. I changed the names and wrote about nonsense that I was thinking about. If you cant tell who I'm talking about well then... If you don't like it I apologize!

Soriecs sat there staring at them. They were huge. I mean look at

them. They were just a little larger than normal. Hell they were way

more than a little big. He had the biggest feet of all his friends . . . .

. . but then again it did run in the family. Man just look at his big

brothers feet they were even bigger than his if that was even possible.

His mom said that it was normal and that his feet were even nicer

than theirs . . . . . . . . . . eh liar.

"God I hate my feet their so huge." " I should just end it now."

"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! " "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

STUPID?" Soriecs yelled at the kid who just popped out of nowhere. " I

Rakuta will save you!" Then the so said silver haired youth leaped at

Soriecs yanking them both to the floor. "HUH? What the hell is your

problem?" Soriecs yelled at the kid. "Woah you have some big

feet!". The kid said staring at Soriecs feet after pulling himself up

. "What are you doing?" "Hey stop it!" Pushing the kid off who was

now poking his feet repeatedly and asking " Are these real?" " Man do

you work in the circus or something?" "Are you a clown?" "These are

huge!" Then suddenly changing his whole demeanour he looked at

Soriecs with a serious expression and asked " You weren't really going

to jump were you?" Looking at him Soriecs wondered ´Who is this kid?

´ ´God he's weird.´ "What are you talking about?" Turning him so that

Soriecs was facing the north he said "You were going to jump to your

death!" Looking at the kid he couldn't help but laugh. This kid was weird

. . . . . It was a two foot fall.

Well theres chapter one. I know its pretty random and believe me I was really bored when I wrote it. I'm not sure if I'll continue it. I guess it depends on if anyone wants more. Probably not. Its crap:(