"We haven't done anything together in a long time," says Natasha in an accusing tone.
"You mean, since yesterday," asks Clint, "What do you want to do?"
"Movies," she says.
"What do you wanna see?"
"A blockbuster."
"Oh no," says Clint "then you'll just complain every time the American flag is on the screen, so basically the whole time."
"No I wont. Pioneer* promise!"
That evening when they are ready to leave the apartment, Natasha takes the garbage bag from the can.
"What are you doin'?" asks Clint "you normally never do that."
"Yes I do."
10 minutes later the boy in the cinema ticket booth hands them their tickets, as well as a bunch of flyers, coupons, program information and advertisements for restaurants in the area. Natasha takes the pile. "Oh, thank you very much she says. "I also brought you some of our trash." And she pushes the garbage back as far through the little opening of the ticket booth's glass as possible.
"You didn't really want to go see a movie," says Clint "You just thought of saying that and wanted to- "
"So what" Natasha interrupts Clint. "Let's go home. The movie is probably shit and most likely they show the American flag in every second scene."
*the pioneers were Lenin's scouts movement (I know Natasha never did any of these wholesome communistic childhood activities, but I like to imagine that she acts more non-american than she really is just to annoy Barton)
