Code Geass: Lelouch of the Band

Disclaimer: I do not have any known affiliation with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, or Ringo Starr! (That was a LONG one!)

Chapter 1: We All Live in Lelouch's Submarine

It was a normal Friday afternoon at Ashford Academy. Lelouch and Kallen were walking to their weekly Student council meeting (Rivalz was partly stalking them).

Kallen stopped in her tracks," I'm not going."

Lelouch stopped and walked over to Kallen," Why not? Is it because of that porno website from the other series?"

" Well, partly, but we all know that if we go, Milly's gonna always be late by 2 or 3 hours or something!"

Just as soon as she said it, a flash of yellow hair zipped past them, pushing a large cardboard box in front of her.

"Wow, she's early!" cried Kallen in belief," But what's that box?"

Lelouch mentioned, "The last time she had a box that big was when Orlando Bloom visited the school. You know, we never saw him come out, and there WERE red stains on the box..."

"He's having a calculating moment again," thought Kallen as thought bubbles appeared out of Lelouch's imagination," Better go on without him."

When Kallen (and the stalking Rivalz) reached the meeting, Milly had already beat her there," How the hell did you get here on time!?"

"I move fast when I'm excited!" Milly tore open the opening of the box and took out a smaller box, saying "Karaoke Master 2000", "Ta da!"

"A KAROKE MACHINE?" questioned the Student Council in confusion.

"What? A group of high school students can't have a musical contest where something amazing happens to the male main character via musical contest?"

"HUH?"

Milly sighed," This is why I like being late," Milly took out the machine and plugged in the machine and TV," Let's get this show on the road!"

Outside, Lelouch was still calculating possibilities on why Orlando Bloom never came out of the Academy and the red-stained box," Possibility 657, Orlando was called to actually star in Pirates of the Caribbean 4, and to stop news from getting out, he scaled the rooftops back to America-Britannia. On the way, he knocked over a pizza box on my house's window sill, angering CC, making her use a pipe bomb to blow him up. There was a private service with Johnny Depp speaking at the wake, which was short, too, then Milly collected the pieces of Orlando, put it in a box, and carried it to America-Britannia so he could star in POTC 4 as a stage prop. Hm. I never knew."

Lelouch saw that it was getting dark. At least 3 hours had passed, so he knew Milly would have shown up to the meeting by now. As he approached the clubhouse, he noticed catchy music and horrible singing. It was just like the un-dubbed version of High School Musical.

"Who the hell could sound so bad?" wondered Lelouch in disgust. He opened the heavy entrance door with his butt while covering his ears with his hands.

Inside, Rivalz had been singing Poker Face, by Lady Gaga.

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

" Oh, god, make him stop!" cried Milly from under the table," His singing killed my goldfish Kanye!"

Kallen poked her head from behind a sofa," That was MY goldfish!"

As the song ended, Rivalz bowed to his nearly-deafened audience," Thank you!"

Milly checked Rivalz's total score on the screen," You got a -6."

Rivalz cheered as he sat back down," A new record!"

Everyone was so annoyed and disgusted by Rivalz's singing, they hadn't noticed Lelouch walking in.

Milly ran over to him," Lelouch! Good, you're just in time to sing for us!"

"Wait, what!?" Lelouch tried to pull away from Milly's grip, but everyone knew he was weaker than Rivalz's grandma, so Milly dropped him on the platform near the microphone.

Milly gave him the microphone and the song book," Just type in the code for a song you like and sing it!"

Kallen was amused with this, so as Lelouch started to step off the platform, Kallen raised her fist in the air. That put him right on the spot. Lelouch flipped through the book, but couldn't find one song he could bear singing. Besides Poker Face, there weren't any modern songs there. So, he stuck with one he heard back in Euro Universe on his mom's old records: Yellow Submarine.

"This should be good," thought Milly slyly as she took her seat.

The song began, and Lelouch started in fear of Kallen's foot up his-

Thinking of his homeland and the slightly racist fisherman on his street, Lelouch began the opening lines with feeling:

Lelouch: In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea,
And he told us of his life,
In the land of submarines,

So we sailed on to the sun,
Till we found the sea green,
And we lived beneath the waves,
In our yellow submarine,

Kallen and Milly were surprised. REALLY surprised. They had half-expected Lelouch to break down in tears for being exposed to the council. But, it turned out he was a really good singer. REALLY good. Maybe singing along to all of those Rise Against songs had strengthened his vocal chords.

Lelouch and Karaoke Machine: We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them live next door,
And the band begins to play.

(Trumpets play)

The council was in an uproar. Brittanians had taught Japanese people how to do a wave. fan girls who were already Lelouch fans were piling on the platform. Lelouch had to use his Geass multiple times while singing, making them feel claustrophobic.

Lelouch: We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

Lelouch was having the time of his life right now. As the next part came over, he remembered that this part wasn't carried over into the karaoke version. He swiped Rivalz on stage and handed him another microphone. Rivalz knew the song well, so they simulated the deleted part.

Lelouch: (Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Rivalz: Full speed over here, sir!
Lelouch: Action stations! Action stations!
Rivalz: Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Captain! Captain!)

Lelouch: As we live a life of ease
Lelouch: Every one of us has all we need,

Rivalz: (has all we need)
Lelouch: Sky blue, and sea green,

Rivalz: (sky of blue and sea of green)
Lelouch: And a yellow

Rivalz:(and a yellow)

Lelouch: submarine

Rivalz: (submarine) ( Hahaha! )

Rivalz was happy he got into a second song, and happier his voice fitted the need for an annoying ship worker. He started a weird mix of the chicken dance and an Irish jig, so Lelouch pushed him into a ravenous crowd of fan girls and became a solo act again.

Lelouch: We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

(fading)

Lelouch: We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine,
We all live in yellow submarine,
yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

As the song ended, Milly checked the score," You got a 98 and Rivalz got a -12! Great job, guys!"
Rivalz leaped out of the mob of fan girls over to Milly," Does that mean you love me now?"

SLAP!

" I'll take that as a no," mumbled Rivalz as he fell to the floor.

Lelouch calmly walked off the platform and to his regular seat between Kallen and Gino.

Kallen grabbed Lelouch by the shoulders and shook him," Lelouch, that was incredible! I never knew you sung along to Rise Against to strengthen your vocal chords!"

Lelouch, dizzy from the shaking, responded," Yes, Ozzy, I'll take the Toyota out for a jog."

THUD!

He fell out of his seat out of excitement and dizziness. Kallen looked at her fallen friend," Lelouch?"

To be continued....

Is it true? Will Lelouch sing more? Will Rivalz become a better singer? What happened to Orlando Bloom!? All of these questions answered next time on Lelouch of the Band!