Marauder's Chat
By, Leviah Raine
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own Harry Potter, or any of the characters. Nor am I making any money off of this.
A/N: This story isn't supposed to be really good or anything, just a little bit of stress relief and escape from school. Really, it's just to entertain me, and I'm posting it in hopes that maybe it will entertain some other people too. And there is a plot, that will become more clear in chapter four. Let's just say that it involves a bet between Sirius and Severus...
Dedicated To: EmilyThorne, for thinking up an sn for Snape. And because I stole the chat idea from her FMA Chat, which everyone should read, then review and tell her to write more of.
Now, on with the story! ...wait, first I have to put all of the sn's...
James: siriushasfleas
Sirius: xjamesxsucksxcock (formerly: sexmachine)
Remus: RemusL
Peter: wOrMtAiL
Severus: xXxHalfbloodXxXprincExXx
Lily: 3lily 3
Chat #1
xjamesxsucksxcock has entered the chat
RemusL has entered the chat
RemusL: Sirius, why did you invite me into a chat?
xjamesxsucksxcock: bloody hell!! howd u kno it was me?!?
RemusL: Your new screen name is hardly an improvement from your old one. Kind of obvious, don't you think?
xjamesxsucksxcock: ...
RemusL: So, did you change your screen name because you're finally admitting that you're not a sex machine?
xjamesxsucksxcock: hell no! its to trick u and cuz james' sn disses me, so i diss him
RemusL: Good job tricking me, idiot.
xjamesxsucksxcock: well nvm i dont need to hav a secret identity to seduce u cuz im a sexxy beast
xjamesxsucksxcock: come to me my love slave
RemusL: Sirius, you bloody pervert! I don't have time for this, I'm going to do homework. Goodbye.
xjamesxsucksxcock: wait!!!!
RemusL: Why should I?
xjamesxsucksxcock: im about to tell u wat im gonna do to u ::waggles eyebrows suggestively::
RemusL: I'd like to see you try.
xjamesxsucksxcock: Blocked
MessageBot: xjamesxsucksxcock, your message has been blocked due to profane and sexually explicit language.
xjamesxsucksxcock: wat the bloody hell?!?!
RemusL: I programed your computer to block inappropriate things.
xjamesxsucksxcock: ya? well im still smarter than u cuz guess wat? me and my sexxyness wants to stick my
xjamesxsucksxcock: P
xjamesxsucksxcock: E
xjamesxsucksxcock: N
xjamesxsucksxcock: I
xjamesxsucksxcock: S
xjamesxsucksxcock: in ur
xjamesxsucksxcock: B
xjamesxsucksxcock: U
xjamesxsucksxcock: M
xjamesxsucksxcock: ::grins:: now u r seduced!
RemusL" No, I'm not. That wasn't suave, seductive or romantic at all. Pervert.
RemusL has left the chat
xjamesxsucksxcock: damn
xjamesxsucksxcock has left the chat
