The Twins Plus One
Disclamer: I do not own anybody or anything in this story.
Duo: You have to do this for us Kaira! It's the only way we are going to get in there!
Trowa: Yeah, besides, you're the only girl in our group. It would be kinda hard for anyone of us to go in there. They would notice something right away.
Kaira: I'm not the only girl here! Don't forget about Hippie! She's apart of us now too!
Heero: Yeah, but we aren't going to trust her with the mission.
Duo: She would mess it up and then we would fail!
Trowa: (whispers) And you know how Heero is about failing missions.
Kaira: (Shivers) So, where is Hippie anyway?
Wufei: Her and Quatre went out to get some groceries. Duo deciced to eat everything in the kitchen.
Duo: Well, I was hungry!
(Car pulls up outside)
Kaira: They're back.
Heero: Kaira, you're doing this rather you like it or not. I'm not going to let Hippie have the mission and Duo wouldn't look like a girl, even though you guys are twins.
Kaira: Fine, fine. I'm just not going to wear a pink dress and frilly things!
Duo: Now that thats settled, Lets go bug Quatre and Hippie for something to eat. I'm starving!
Kaira: I'm up for that!
Trowa: I think I'll stay in here. It's more safe.
Wufei: Stupid baka. You just ate about an hour ago.
Heero: Haven't you figured out that he's a bottomless pit?
(In the Kitchen)
Hippie: Where do you want me to set these Quatre?
Quatre: Oh, just put them in that cabinet.
Duo: Hiya Quatre! What didja get?
Hippie: Oh no you don't! Stay out of the kitchen Duo! I'm not going to have you eat everything before we cook it!
Duo: Fine, fine! (Leaves)
Kaira: What was that about?
Quatre: Just running Duo out of the kitchen again.
Kaira: Oh, well that must be a routine for you guys.
Hippie: I'm watching you Kai.
Kaira: What do you mean? And why did you call me that?
Hippie: I know that you sneak food for Duo and I think it would be a nice nick name for you.
Quatre: That does sound kinda nice. And then both you and Duo would have 3-letter names.
Kaira: Hum, whatever. And you, who says I sneak food for Duo?
Hippie: I do. Its the samething all the time. Duo gets kicked out of the kitchen and you show up and then MY cookies get missing.
Kaira: So you're blameing it on me? Thats not very nice. Do you have any proof?
Quatre: Come on now you guys! Kaira, you just go ahead and find Duo, I'm sure he's getting into something. And Hippie, you help me with this food. Ok?
Hippie & Kaira: Ok....
Hippie: I'm still going to keep my eye on you.
(In the Living Room)
Trowa: Got kicked form the kitchen again huh?
Duo: Yeah, but I always have back up.
Wufei: What do you mean?
Heero: Don't tell me that you got her into it too....
Kaira: Hiya guys!
Duo: So what did ya manage to find?
Kaira: (whispering) Well, I think Hippie is catching on, but I got this. (Holds up a whole box of Cookies)
Duo: Alright!
Trowa: He did. He got Kaira into stealing the food from right under our noses.
Wufei: Now we have to watch both of them.
Heero: That would explain where my cake went.
Trowa: You had a cake?
Wufei: Did you hide it in your spandex like you do your gun?
Duo: Now if he had it in there, don't you think it would have been a little hard for us to take it?
Heero: So you did take it?
Kaira: Duo! You are so absent minded!
Duo: Oops...
Heero: Now I have to find a different hiding spot.
Trowa: I want in on that place!
Wufei: Me too! Everytime I turn my back, my chocolates get missing!
Heero: As long as you two never let on to where it is.
Duo: You know we'll find it.
Kaira: Yeah, you know how good Duo's sense of smell is.
Trowa: He can smell a fresh cookie a mile away.
Wufei: That just scares me.
Heero: I don't want to think about it.
Hippie: Dinner's done you guys!
Duo & Kaira: Alright! Chow time!
Trowa: I think we better go before we get left with nothing to eat.
Heero: Good plan.
Wufei: If you Bakas eat everything before I get in there, you guys are dead!
(In the Kitchen)
Quatre: Here they come, get ready.
Hippie: Right. (tugs rope as soon as the door opens)
Duo: Ahhhh!
Kaira: What the heck!
Wufei: Yay! More food for me!
Trowa: Wait for us!
Heero: Don't make me pull out my gun.
Everyone stops in time as they let Heero come in the kitchen and sit at the table.
Hippie: Ok, now that everyone is in here, we may eat.
Duo: What kind of a joke is this?
Kaira: Whatever it is, it isn't funny...
Quatre: Come on now! We all want to eat!
Trowa: I might acually be stuffed tonight.
Heero: That was a nice plan.
Wufei: Lookie here! A nice chicken leg! (Hangs it in front of Duo and Kaira's faces. They are bounded in the rope and tied to each other.)
Trowa: I wouldn't do that.
Wufei: Come on now, they can't get me!
Kaira: Not right now, but we will get you all later.
Duo: So watch your backs.
Everyone shudders at the thought. The last time they decided to do something like this, they all woke up with dirty underwear on their heads tied to dining chairs butt naked by the highway.
Wufei: I still haven't recovered from the last experience.
Trowa: I'm going to go hide now.
Heero: If you mess with me again, I'll blow your heads off.
Quatre: Can I join you in hiding Trowa?
Wufei: Me too. I don't want to become the next victim in a publicity stunt!
Hippie: I'll do clean up then.
Wufei, Trowa, Quatre: Thanks!! (Run out the room)
Duo: (shouts) We'll find you three!
Kaira: You won't be able to hide for long!
Hippie: Stop yelling already! And you guys aren't going to do anything until this mission is done.
Heero: (unties the pair) I'll be with the others in helping them find something for you to wear so that you can fit in, Kaira.
Kaira: K.
Hippie: Don't you go anywhere Kaira. You're going to help me with clean up.
Kaira: You volunteered! Why do I have to help?
Hippie: Becuz you stole MY box of cookies!
Kaira: He-he! How do you know it was me?
Hippie: Cuz you where the only one in the kitchen since we came back from grocery shoping.
Duo: I'm going to go help them out.
Kaira: Man! I hate cleaning up! Ok, fine. C'ya Duo!
