A/N: Hey guys! I know I need to update my other stories, but those vicious plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone. Besides, I really wanted a new Capt. Jack/OC fic in time for the new movie. EXCITED! So, just a heads up, this is a POTC fic, but you'll have to bear with me for a few chapters because it's also a Monk/PrincessDiariesmovie crossover! I know, but I think it works because both Monk and Movie Mia are from San Francisco. And...this fic will alternate between flashbacks with Cap. Jack and the modern day stuff with Monk and Queen Mia. But I'm sad to say the good Captain will not be making an appearance for a few chapters yet. But stay with me!

So with further ado, here's the full plot summary, the disclaimer and as always, a request that you read, review, and enjoy!

peace, love and lipgloss,

Mlle.Fox

p.s. Forgive the slight cussing that will occur in this story, but Capt. Stottlemeijer is a character who cusses. I personally don't cuss, (at least I don't try to) but I understand it's neccessary for certain characters.


POTC/PRINCESSDIARIES/MONK CROSSOVER FIC! DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT OC'S.

Adrian Monk has been called in by newly crowned Queen Amelia of Genovia to investigate an unusual mystery. Two break-ins have occurred at the Royal Palace in Genovia and the Genovian Embassy in San Francisco. Monk goes to Genovia (reluctantly) to investigate, with his assistant Natalie Teeger, Capt. Leland Stottlemeijer, and Lt. Randy Disher tagging along to help. When a palace guard is killed, his final mysterious words are 'Save the Pirate Queen...Minnie…' Monk's investigations lead him to find the diary of Queen Mia's ancestor and namesake, Queen Mignonette Amelia, commonly called the Virgin Queen. The diary reveals that Mignonette had a passionate love affair with an English Caribbean pirate named Captain Jack Sparrow. Is someone willing to kill to keep, or expose this secret?


Prologue

"Good Morning San Francisco, this is Nancy Harper with the 6 o'clock morning news. Today is Friday, May 2nd 2006, here's what's making news this hour. American born and San Francisco native Queen Amelia of Genovia had to cut her visit with her mother's family short last night when the Genovian Embassy downtown was robbed, the Queen's office ransacked. Local San Francisco PD is on the scene to help the FBI and the Genovian Secret Service investigate. Head of the Queen's personal staff Charlotte Kutaway said that so far, nothing of importance appears to have been taken, but still, the Queen has made arrangements to call in a special investigator. In other news…"

Randy Disher flipped off the TV in Capt. Stottlemeijer's office and yawned,

"Wow…do you think that's what Capt. Brewer of Bulgary called us in for? Something to do with the Genovia case?"

"Aw come on, why call us?" Captain Leland Stottlemeijer asked trying to blink his eyes open after getting only one hour sleep in forty eight hours.

"Well we do know Monk…and maybe the Queen…" Randy offered.

"Randy…let's just wait for Monk to get here and for the call huh? Coffee." the Captain said pointing to the empty pot. Randy sat on the couch and said rubbing his eyes,

"Yeah that would be great thanks." The Captain gave him a dry look before telling him,

"Make the coffee."

"Right." Randy said getting up. No sooner had he spoken than when Adrian Monk, private investigator and consultant for the police department came in fully dressed in his usual attire of a brown suit and crème oxford shirt buttoned all the way up to his neck. His assistant, Natalie Teeger followed him yawning and dressed sloppily in a pink sweat suit.

"Oh hey Monk. Natalie." the Captain greeted him.

"Hey." Randy said as Monk asked,

"Captain, why call us in so early? Was there a murder?"

"Actually Capt. Brewer of Burglary asked me to have you meet me at the station. As to why…I don't have a freakin' clue." Capt. Stottlemeijer told him. Then he continued, "Besides, knowing you, you were up anyway vacuuming right?" Monk's head ticked to the side,

"Organizing my sock drawer…but that's beside the point."

"Yeah, seriously! I had to get my neighbor to watch Julie while I'm out. What is going on?" Natalie demanded as the phone began to ring. Stottlemeijer picked up the phone,

"We're about to find out. Hello? Brewer, what the heck is going on? I…what? Secure line? What? Uh-huh…uh-huh…uh-huh…thanks Brewer." He hung up the phone and said to himself in disbelief, "Oh my god…"

"What?" asked Randy.

"What? Captain what is it?" Monk asked. Capt. Stollemeijer looked up at Monk and said,

"Mr. Monk…your services have been required by the Queen."