Will The Real Easter Bunny Please Stand Up?

E.B laid an Easter basket by a house carefully. "Oh, good. No kid saw us." As he turned around to go back to his giant Easter sleigh pulled by flying chicks, he smacked into two other bunnies. "What the?" He said.

There was a much taller blue bunny that had boomerangs and some eggs. The other bunny was about the same size as E.B. and had white fur. He wore a little red vest and had an Easter basket.

The blue bunny was first to talk. He said a curse word under his breath but then looked at the other two and said. "What the…" The white bunny said. "Something's not right here."

E.B. asked. "Who are you guys?" The Blue bunny said. "I`m Bunnymund or the Easter Bunny." The white bunny said. "I`m Peter Cottontail, the certified Easter Bunny." E.B. said. "I`m E.B. as in Easter Bunny." They all stared at each other when E.B. said. "I`m the real Easter Bunny. The Blue Kangaroo is too tall. And the ice cream bunny over here is too wimpy."

Bunnymund turned over to E.B. and said. "What was that, short stuff?" "You heard me, long ears." Peter said. "Come on fellas, let's work this out." Bunnymund said. "Be quiet, small fry."

He turned to E.B. "Listen, kid. You`re not a real Easter Bunny. A real Easter Bunny doesn`t use a sleigh. And a real Easter Bunny doesn`t give kids a buffet on Easter."

E.B. glared. "Well, we give candy not just colored eggs. And we use that sleigh to get around. I`d like to see your ride." "Ok, then mate." Bunnymund tapped the ground and fell in a hole. He then popped up behind E.B. "WHAT THE?!" E.B. said. Bunnymund chuckled to himself. "Tunnel system, mate. Extremely too complicated for you."

E.B. said. "Ok. Fine. You can travel but what about The Wonder Rabbit over here?" He pointed to Peter. Bunnymund asked. "Yeah, how do you travel mate? No way can you get around the world on foot."

Peter said. "Well, fellas, I use a Time Machine." E.B. tried to stop himself from laughing. "Which I got from my friend Sassafras." Bunnymund then tried to hold himself. "To stop an evil bunny with an iron tail." They were both now snickering. "And oh, it's piloted by my French caterpillar-" They broke. The two burst out laughing.

E.B. said. "OH MY GOSH! YOURE JUST MAKING IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG!" They laughed. Peter said. "Fine! Let`s have an Easter egg challenge. Whoever hands out the most eggs in an hour wins!" Bunnymund nodded. "Ok, mate. One ground rule though. I won`t use my tunnels, if you won't use your sleigh or time machine…" E.B. and Peter nodded. "Ok then." Bunnymund said as he dashed off, the others following close behind.

Later….. The three regrouped an hour later. E.B. said. "Ok, what do you guys have because I have 65." Peter said. "I have 105!" His ear drooped. "Ok. 25." Bunnymund chuckled. "I have 95. I`m the real Easter Bunny. Now, shoo."

Suddenly, a young bald kid came over and said. "Actually, sirs. My dog handed out more eggs. He handed out 115 in an hour." The three bunnies looked to see a beagle handing out eggs at record speeds. The three blinked for a minute then broke down into hysterics. They cried and cried a lot.

Meanwhile, up in a tree. Jack Frost chuckled and said. "I hate to see a grown rabbit cry."