New York City. What a shithole. I lit another cigarette. I can't believe that S.T.A.R.S. sent me out of all people to take care of the T-Virus here. After they bombed Raccoon City, Umbrella Corp. transferred to here and started their experiments again. I walked down to the Fifth Avenue subway station armed only with a Combat knife and a pack of Malboro cigarettes. It was packed. I looked around and saw a janitor having some trouble getting up from the ground. I figured he got mugged. Then I saw a really odd looking bite. Shit. He's a zombie. Before anything, I stabbed him in the head before he got up. Everyone looked at me like I was a psychopath. "What?" I shouted. "He was infected with a virus." Then I saw the dude that bit him. I threw my knife right at his neck. The train showed up and alot of dead people were on one. All with bite marks on their arms. "That's just great."

I walked in all casual, pretending not to notice the ten zombies coming after me. They followed me to the end of the train until I pulled out my knife. I stabbed two in the chest, kicked another two, punched two, and stabbed two more. The rest of the train got the message and came after me. I noticed a can of oil on the ground. "This is gonna hurt you more than its gonna hurt me." I poured oil all over the ground and threw my cigarette on the ground. They all combusted. I just laughed and got off. That's when I saw her. The other S.T.A.R.S. girl. First day on the job. Her name was Ming-Wa Chan. I walked up to her and said, "Hey, babe. I'm a S.T.A.R.S. too. Need help?" She pointed a gun at my head and said, "Don't call me babe. And yes."

We were walking around 45 Ave. She said to me, "I freakin' hate zombies. They're undead goddamn cannibals!" I was laughing, "You look so sexy when you're mad." She slapped me across the face, "Try that shit again, and I'll kill you. Infected or not." I resumed laughing and said, "Welcome to Earth, dollface."