Maxine: I'm gonna do the unbeleiveable.

Max: Disclaim the fic late? like at the end of a fic?

Maxine...-_- No! I'm gonna tell how I met all of you and why my "13" is now XIII.

Max: ... oh. How? Hasn't it always been?

Maxine: ... you should remember. No, actually, it wasn't before I began to put my stuff on this site, but ... they'll find out later.

Max: ... for the audience. ok, find out about her "number" later.

Maxine: Ooooooh, they'll find out. By the way, or possibly not, anyway, I don't own a thing. ^_______^. -wish I did, tho.

Max:...oh, boy. On with it.

Maxine:... K. ~and the fic begins with~

Maxine(a.k.a Mxne):- in front of TV watching "Girl's Not grey." - I wanna see The Leaving Song video again. This one's... meh. Wow, people are made of real gardens and an anime person inside. I wonder why scientists hid that from us. Oh, well. ^___~ Eaugh! Her face distorts! I swear, I never wanna get stuck inside an anime world if I look like THAT!!!!!!!! I wonder how they look at us? Maybe they'd disect us?! O.O Ahghhghhghg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Gets sucked into video. - Ooh, wow. everything's so... wait a minute, why am I in the video?

Davey: What follooo-o-o -begins to look at maxine- ows???? what the- how'd she get here? who is she? ADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam: I dunno.

Hunter: Don't look at me.

Maxine:K. -looks at Jade.-

Hunter: -_-* Why is there a rather large drop of water on me?

Anime chick: Sweatdrop. I can do it, too!!!!!!! O.O* See?

Jade:... what? Stop staring at me, kid. it's weird.

Maxine:...K, so what CAN I look at?

Davey:... you look even more anime-like than her! -giant grin w/teeth.- SWeet, hey, kid, try a different channel, tho, we're kindof near the end of our song.

many veiwers: O.O ... O.o ? Whazzaa? (pronounced Whaaazaaaah)

Maxine: K, Cyaguys later.

Davey:K.

Hunter/Adam/Jade:K. O.O O.o?

Maxine: - Somehow ends up in Domino.- Oooh, I work in a place better than Kaiba Corp. ... which backwords, would be the logo for Calvin Klien. ... Ok.

???: - pulls up in car behind Maxine-

Maxine: Whoa!

???: Helloooo.

Maxine:... Please say you aren't Maximillion Pegasus J. Crawford.

???: You aren't Maximillion Pegasus J. Crawford.

Maxine: -_-* Not what I meant. - turns around.- Eahgh!

???: Aww, poo. You recognized me.

Maxine: K, and WHY am I in your car?

???: Because I am Maximillion Pegasus J. Crawford, and you are Maxine Pegasus J. Crawford 13.

Maxine: K, and? that doesn't prove much.

Max: - Like Darth Vader of Star Wars.- Look, I am your Father.

Maxine:...*stare* ...*stare* ...*stare* ... Sure.

Max: I have your birth certificate. You were born in Domino.

Maxine: ... You suck, you know that?

Max: Oh, really? -puts mirror to my face.-

Maxine: Wow, my hair looks just like yours, only, mine's a really dark brown.

Max:... And Who do you look like?

Maxine: ... oh, you.-_-

Max: Riiight, so, here are your brother and Sister.

Maxine: ... He looks like you and she looks like that dead chick you love.

Max: Timmy and Cecelia.

Maxine:..Oh, hello, you two.

Max:... you don't seem too happy about this meeting. What's wrong, did I ruin some kind of fun?

Maxine: And how much time DON'T you people spend in the sun? - in other words, I'm darker than they are.-

max: ... So you aren't MY kid, It's nice to have someone with most of your name and a number at the end, which I'm changing to XIII.

Maxine: But, but, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can't do that.

Max: Who says?

Maxine: I say.

Max: And who are you?

Maxine: The owner of my name. Well, not really, so I don't own jack.

Max: Before we began this recap of how we all met, you said "I own nothing."

Maxine: Well, what do YOU own?

Max:... Shut up. I'm sending you to Domino high right now. All of you.

Timmy: But DAAAAAAAAD We already go there.

Max: Sooo, she doesn't.

Maxine: And I LIKE it that way.

Max: Well, I don't.

Maxine: I don't reeeaally have to stay with you, do I?

Max: Do you want to keep Croquet?

Maxine: You didn't kidnap him from work, did you?

Max: I needed a Croquet.

Maxine: Well, that doesn't give you the right to steal mine. I searched long and hard for him.

Max: ... So! I'm tall, you're short, I'm smart, you're an average student, I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Maxine: uh huh.

Max: what?

Maxine: I'mshortyou'retallI'msmartyou'redim,I'mrightyou'rewrong,andthere'snothingyoucandoaboutit.

Max:...so you win. He's yours.

Maxine: ^________________________________^ Yaaaaaaaaaay.

Max: you're still going to Domino.

Maxine: O.o?- Forgot what was going on to begin with.- K.

Max: And I win in THAT arena.

Maxine: Duelaholic.

Max: That's a figure of speech.