HELLO EVERYBODY!!! How are you all? I am alive, and I AM going to type up the revised edition of Sailor Moon Saiya-jin, but at the mo, I am typing up a new fic, it was inspired by BananaGirl's Official Fanfiction University of Dragonball Z. When I read that, I thought to myself, "hey, why don't I do that, except a DBZ SM one, and focus it on Goku-fans?" As I almost never update because I'm always reading the awesome fics on ff.net, and never writing, which I should. Anyway, here is the long awaited; OK.So Where Are We Again?

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own the almighty animes of Dragonball Z or Sailor Moon. The great Akira-sama and Naoko-sama own them, and I'm sure they won't sell them to me, so if you sue me for writing this fic, all you'll get is a pair of sunglasses, a pencil, and a packet of Milky-Way chocolate buttons, so I wouldn't suggest it.

"Tash, turn off the computer now, or you won't get up for school!" said Tash's mother, popping her head round the door of Tash's room. "Sure Mom!" Tash raised her hand to the monitor power button and pushed it. The screen went blank. Her mother shut the door and walked down the corridor to her room. Tash snorted scornfully, "Turn off the computer!? She must be mad, I need to finish this fic, and post it. Besides, what is Kami-sama's name does she mean by, 'you won't get up for school tomorrow'? It's only half-one, and I still haven't gone to my fave DBZ website yet!" She switched the monitor back on, and typed the URL of her favorite site in the address bar.

"This page cannot be found"

"WHAT!!!??? NO! IT USED TO EXIST!!! WHERE THE HELL HAS IT GONE???!!!" she shouted in a whisper, so her mother wouldn't hear her. She pressed refresh, the same thing came up again, and again, and again. In the end, she got so frustrated, that she whacked the side of the computer, causing a loud bang, and the computer to shake. Tash cringed at the loud noise, hoping her mother was fast asleep.

A strange light started to come from the screen, and it caught Tash's attention back from the door. "What the.?" she said before being sucked into the computer, along with her cat, Dama. "OK, that was weird," she exclaimed, seconds later as the computer spat her out again. She turned around to the computer to try the URL again, when she saw.Chibi Trunks and Goten!!!???

"How the fuck are you two here?!" "My mommy says its bad to use language like that," said Goten "Yeah, and your mom is also an evil harpy from frying pan hell," thought Tash, out loud without meaning to. "Ssh Goten. Tash, we were sent here to give you this form," said Chibi Trunks, holding out a thick envelope out. Tash took it. "Why?" "You sign that, and you get to go the Dragonball Z Sailor Moon Crossover College, the only reason we are here, and not Usagi and Rei, is that a couple of students caused some trouble, and they had to sort it out as it was partly their fault," said Trunks in a rush. "I get to go to a DBZ SM Crossover College? Is that like, a fanfiction university? I read about an all DBZ one, that was cool?" asked Tash, "Yeah, someone will be back for you in a few hours. Oh yeah, and don't bother putting human as your species, coz that's just boring. Ja ne!"

They disappeared back into the computer.

"I'm dreaming. Dama, scratch me." The brown and white Siamese stared blankly at her, and cocked its head to one side.

Tash noticed the envelope in her hand, and opened it. Out fell at least twenty pages of questions. "Now I know why they said someone will be back in a few hours, and not minutes!" Tash sighed in exasperation. She grabbed the nearest pen and looked at the questions on the first sheet. They didn't seem so hard: Name.Tash Bastedo, Age; 16, Gender; Female, Species (please tick), and there was a list of all the races you could be in either anime of Sailor Moon or DBZ. They ranged from the simple ones, like Human and Saiya-jin, to Kisenian (the planet Ann and Allen came from) and Juptarian. Kami, they even had Yardrat!!!!

Tash remembered what the two chibis had said; @Oh yeah, and don't bother putting human as your species, coz that's just boring. Ja ne!@ She ticked to be a half Saiya-jin half Martian. Kisenian was tempting, as she had always loved Ann's hair, but not green skin!

About two hours later, she finished all the questions. She laughed at some of the stranger questions such as; Are you wearing odd socks? And; How many arms do you have?

She fell asleep, only to be woken up at what seemed like two seconds later, by a brightly colored pegasus. "Wake up, I'm here to take you to the DBZ SM Crossover College," it said. Tash sat up in shock, nearly knocking out the equine. "Hey! Watch it! Climb on my back. My name is Spirit. Yes, I know about the movie, and that actually happened, demo not to me, another Spirit. I am Spirit the Tenth. Well hurry up then, we have to be there by seven, and its four now!"

Tash packed her stuff at a really fast pace, into five suitcases, and hopped on Spirit's back. "Sorry, should I take some stuff out?" apologized Tash, wondering if the pegasus could take all her stuff, plus her. "No, that's alright, that Luna character made me super strong so that I can carry 'you girls with all their stuff.'" "Cool, let's go!"

Spirit the Tenth flew out of the window, breaking a hole in the wall around it, and flew in a southerly direction. After a while, Tash could see some sort of yellow cloud structure over the sea, which looked yellow. She guessed correctly that that was where the college was. Even after they had passed the yellow clouds, there was still ages to go before the college could be seen. Tash was now really tired, and fell asleep across Spirit's withers. She woke up two hours later and a whole lot refreshed just as Spirit landed. "We're here!"

Tash looked around in awe. There was a huge building that looked like a cross between Capsule Corp, and the palace of the Moon Kingdom. There were also lots of smaller buildings dotted around the place. Standing around, were lots of other people, almost all teenagers, and all in pajamas.