(To all of you who actually read this.... It is an inside joke and you won't
understand and it's not true! This was written by me: Emily, Em, Meg, and
help from others.)
*I'm the Ravenclaw ride... ride me for a quarter!*
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There once was a man
Who loved a man
He was the one
He had a threesome for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
But me-ee!
I am a whore
*~*
There once was a man
Who loved a man
He was the one
he pulled his wand out for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
But me-ee!
I am a whore
*~*
My "wand" is a giant
It's fierce and defiant
but how can I prove it to you?
I could take it out
And flaunt it about
but what good would that do?
*~*
I said there once was a man
Who loved a man
He was the one
He became a stripper for
They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
But me-ee!
I .... Am.... A... WHORE!!!!!!!!
*strikes big pose with hands up in the middle of the stage*
*curtains close*
*~THE END~*