Disclaimer: we don't own the characters from Pitch Black. We're just using them for our own twisted purposes.

A/N: This story is a collaboration between myself, kermit333 and my friend SpoonGirl1. We were really bored one day when working at SpoonGirl1's aunts daycare and so came up with the idea for this story.

( I, SpoonGirl1 did not write this next part, although I am not against shamelessly promoting my own stories)

Do check out SpoonGirl1's other stories, she's a really good writer. And mine as well, if you want to. I only have one other, which I'm not sure I'll finish unless I'm forced to ( SpoonGirl1 grins evil smile and chains kermit333 to her computer, denying her hot Spikeness and sugar until fic is done) 'cause I'm stuck at one part.

Anywhoo, please review/give suggestions ( and don't be too offended by our usage of characters. Please keep in mind, we are insane and don't necessarily know what we are writing)

Enjoy!

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One fine sunny day, SpoonGirl1 and kermit333 were sitting in SpoonGirl1's darkened basement, getting ready to watch one of their favorite movies of all time, Pitch Black.

All the lights were off and they were enjoying themselves, drooling over how hot Vin Diesel was.

Just as Johns found Riddick's bit in the sand, there was a blinding flash of light from the screen.

kermit333 and SpoonGirl1 screamed as they were sucked into the tv. A few seconds later, the lights went out and everything was quiet again.

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THUMP

Both girls hit the ground at the same time.

kermit333 sat up to get a better look at their surroundings, but SpoonGirl1 remained where she was.

After a few minutes, she stiil hadn't moved and kermit333 became worried. Nudging her, with the toe of her Doc Martens, she looked corcernedly at her friend.

"SpoonGirl1, are you okay ?"

SpoonGirl1 sat up and groaned, rubbing her butt.

"Ouchy-bouchy," she said. "I think I broke my butt."

Looking around with wide eyes, she turned to kermit333, who was the more sensible of the two and rubbed her eyes, as if she didn't know what she was seeing.

"Where the heck are we ? Cause, this sure doesn't look like my basement."

kermit333 shrugged. "Don't know."

"Well, do we even know if we're on earth anymore ?"

"Nope."

SpoonGirl1 grinned. "You wanna go explore ?"

kermit333 smiled an equally big smile. "Sure!"

And off they skipped, on their merry way, through the desert sands.

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After a few minutes of skipping through the dunes, they came across the massive trench dug by the Hunter Gratzner. SpoonGirl1 kept skipping on, completely oblivious to the wreckage around them ( but then again, she had had too much sugar and caffeine before the movie), but kermit333 stopped and picked up a piece of twisted metal that bore the letters H-U-N-T-E-R G-R-A.

"Hey, SpoonGirl1, look at this."

SpoonGirl1 skipped happily over and looked quizzically at the metal, turning her head first one way, then another.

"Isn't that the name of the ship in Pitch Black ?"

"Yeah, it is....." kermit333's words trailed off, as a slow realization hit her. "Wait-a-minute ! What if we're in the movie ?"

SpoonGirl1 thought about it and grinned even more broadly. "That would be most excellent!" Her grin slipped off her face, as she realized the direness of the situation. "But, then we could die. I don't want to die!"

She sat down on the edge of the trench and started sniffling. kermit333 sat down beside her and tried to cheer her up.

"Well, think of how fun it'll be to see all the people. Besides we know what's going to happen and they don't."

"But, it's so scary, when all the creatures are out!"

"But, Riddick's in this movie. Remember how sexy he is ?"

SpoonGirl1 nodded and wiped her eyes on her sleeve.

"If we go find Riddick, would that make you feel better ?"

She nodded again and stopped sniffling.

"Okay, let's go find Riddick then."

kermit333 pulled SpoonGirl1 to her feet and they continued on their slightly-less than merry way.

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After a while, SpoonGirl1 and kermit333 stopped skipping and started trudging slowly and tiredly along, as they had found nothing but rocks, sand and more sand.

"Ok, I swear that is the exact same rock we passed like, two HOURS ago !" SpoonGirl1 yelled, getting really frusterated.

"Um, of course, because rocks never look similar to other rocks. And it's only been like ten minutes."

kermit333 shaded her eyes and looked around the barren landscape, to see if she could spot anything familiar.

Suddenly, she stopped walking and smiled.

Grabbing SpoonGirl1's arm, kermit333 began to skip off merrily again.

Her grumbling rudely interrupted, SpoonGirl1 was about to let out an indignant yell, preferably in the form of a swear word, when she spotted what had made kermit333 so unexpectedly happy.

"The Bone Yard! I never thought I'd be so happy to see dead things !" =====================================================================================

Riddick grinned evilly. This was pathetic.

He had been right under their noses or rather, over their heads and they hadn't even notice him.

This was going to be too easy.

Finding a comfortable position, Riddick crouched behind the wall of bones that hid him from view and stayed completely still, watching, waiting.

Finally, two voices came towards him.

He recognized one as Johns, the blue-eyed devil and up to a little while ago, his keeper. From the sounds of it, Johns's companion was the woman, Carolyn.

They stopped right in front of him and Carolyn slumped tiredly against the bones, mere centimeters away from the tip of his drawn shiv.

He was so caught up in watching the two people in front of him, Riddick failed to notice the two girls, who had snuck up behind him and were smiling at him almost crazily.

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Eventually, Carolyn and Johns left, but not before Riddick was able to snip of a piece of Carolyn's hair with his blade.

Raising the hair to his nose, Riddick smelt it carefully, before tenderly blowing it into the wind.

"Ok, that's just icky."

Riddick spun around to see who had spoken and came face to face with our intrepid heroines.

kermit333 continued speaking, ignoring the large knife in Riddick's hand.

"I mean, psycho killer dude, yeah. But that's verging on creepy stalker."

"But, you're REALLY hot!" SpoonGirl1 added helpfully, still with the huge, I'm-a-psychotic-freak, smile.

Riddick grabbed the girl who had spoken first and held her tightly, so she couldn't escape. Glaring at the other girl, he swiftly brought his shiv up to her neck, stopping it's movement just before it cut the skin.

He was surprised though, when neither one of them screamed or started crying like most of his female victims, well actually, any of his victims were prone to doing when he threatened them with his knife. Both the girls just grinned at him and the one with the blade against her throat giggled insanely.

"There's something incredibly sexy about having your life threatened by a really hot guy," kermit333 chirped, leaning her head happily on Riddick's muscular shoulder.

Riddick stared at her, rather put off by the girls willingness to be taken hostage.

The two girls just looked at each other and SpoonGirl1 giggled insanely again.

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What will happen to our intrepid heroines ?

Will Riddick continue to hold them hostage ?

Will their knowledge of the movie effect how events play out ?

Stay tuned for next time!