The Basement Party
By Shadowgate
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Randy yelled "Stan and Shelly we need both of you to come down here."
Stan and Shelly came down as they were told.
Sharon said "I got this memo from the local Colorado Tea Party Headquarters and it's about family values. The particular subject matter at hand is children cussing."
Stan asked "isn't the Tea Party supposed to be about less government?"
Sharon answered "yes they want less taxes."
Shelly commented "they want a few less taxes. They don't want less government. They want to tell me I can't have an abortion at my age."
Stan laughed and said "you don't have to worry about whether or not you can get an abortion Shelly. No guy wants to sleep with you."
Shelly punched Stan and left him with a fat lip.
Shelly then demanded to know "got anymore smart ass remarks for little brother?"
Stan immediately answered "no ma'am."
Sharon yelled "CHILDREN PAY ATTENTION!"
Sharon went on to say "the pamphlet says that throughout history when children cussed in school they got punished. They used to get paddled. Now days teachers just ignore it or if there is a punishment it's suspension. The kids can stay home and play video games. We the Tea Party of Colorado are calling for immediate in school suspension every time a child cusses in school."
Randy said "today is a special Saturday meeting at South Park Elementary School which your mother and I will be attending."
Stan said "oh well the Republicans these days love to call special sessions and apparently so does this new Tea Party."
Randy said "Stan the new Tea Party is just as patriotic as the one in 1776."
Stan shot back "no they're not. They're a mockery."
Shelly jumped in "Stan's right, look at the special session they're trying to call in Mississippi."
Randy argued "no they're good patriots trying to stop Obama."
Stan pointed out "dad you voted for Obama."
Randy yelled "STAN DON'T BE A SMART ASS!"
Stan called Wendy and when he did he found out she was disturbed by this meeting. She told him that there plans of bringing in paddles, handcuffs, and more. She said she'd been researching the Tea Party and she told him if the Tea Party had their way his dog Sparky would be put to sleep.
Stan said he would round up the guys and told Wendy to round up the girls. They'd have a meeting in Stan's basement.
Wendy ran to Bebe's house and quickly convinced her to come to the kid's meeting.
At the school the parents were gathered in the parking lot. Steven Stotch said that "if Butters cusses in school I'll ground him and paddle him."
Tom Tucker said "I know my son is generally quiet and while he'd love to cuss out teachers he doesn't."
All of the sudden loud thunder was heard.
The parents all looked up and saw a big black cloud.
Tom Tucker said "oh we're going to have ourselves a downpour alright."
TO BE CONTINUED
