Disclaimer: I do not own the song "My Sharona", that honour belongs to The Knack and it was revitalized by Nirvana. I was talking to this kid in school the other day and he didn't know what Nirvana was, can you believe that. *Shakes her head* Oh anyway, this just came to me while I was lying in bed at 11:30 last night. My muse apparently has a sense of humour…

                                                            My Daroga

Oh my little Persian one, my Persian one

Why'd you go and help the fop, huh, Daroga?

Ooh, you cut it close right there, close right there

When you pissed my Erik off, careful Daroga.

Never gonna find the pin, give it up, let my Erik win

He always is denied his love, each and every time

My, my, my aye-aye, oh!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

Please back up right now, will ya huh?

Just let Erik have his girl, please Daroga

Keepin' her in the lair, he'll set her free

When at last she get's a clue, he will Daroga.

Never gonna find the pin, give it up, let my Erik win

He always is denied his love, each and every time

My, my, my aye-aye, oh!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

You know I love ya lots, ya know I do

For my Erik will you come through, eh Daroga?

Will ya l-l-leave right now, l-leave right now

Or will you still help the fop out, which Daroga?

Never gonna find the pin, give up, let my Erik win

He always is denied his love, each and every time

My, my, my aye-aye, oh!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my my, my aye-aye oh!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

M-m-m-my Daroga!

Oooooooh-ohhh, my Daroga!

Oooooooh-ohhh, my Daroga!

Oooooooh-ohhh, my Daroga!