This first "scene" is when Turpin and Beadle are talking, and Beadle first suggests that Turpin goes to Sweeney's. This "scene" is for one of my best friends. Happy 16th Birthday, Tarryn!

One damp and dismal day, Judge Turpin and the Beadle were coming home from the court house. It had been a long for the Judge; so when Beadle burst out into song he was not happy.

Turpin quickly cut him off, "What the hell are you doing?"

"I was going to sing to you."

The judge rolled his eyes, "About?"

"You, my lord." Beadle replied hesitantly.

"Alright, if it's about me how bad could it be?"

Beadle beamed, "*you see-*". He was again cut off by a hand covering his mouth. "Ugh, where did you learn to sing?"

"But", Beadle stuttered, "But, my lord."

Turpin laughed, "But, but, my lord. Listen you sad little man! You work for me. Your job is to run errands and find underage girls for me. Got it?"

"I'm so sorry, my lord." he bowed before the Judge, "I was just saying that maybe you could use a shave. It would impress the women, sir."

Judge Turpin glared at the man, "Beadle, look at me. I'm the sexiest man those stupid girls will ever bed. I know what women want in a man! Why do you think I wear such tight pants?"

"You're right, my lord. I offer my apologizes."