HAIII is mah first fic so plz no hate. I kno im a good riter becoz my mum red teh stry and she said it wz RRElly good and gev me cookies but i didn sho her de secsual partz cost has awkward yknow. Anywayz yaoi is so gret so much bettr den those hetro motherfuckrs.
Chapter 1- Te MYSTREYUS BOI
So lyk, naruto and sask were eateng ramen except sask bcoz hes gai and lyks salad and hes not even hot gai or lyk bi he just a feckin emo. And DEN dis sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh bomb walks in. Hes like 6 oot 5 with mussels and eyeliner but not gai eyeliner lyk emos lyk hot eyeliner like supermodels wer wen its lyk super atrtist. He had red hair lyk de sun but less yellwo. He has fookin sexeh green eyes lyk a cat which jus mak u wanna wet ur pants with lov juis. (ps wud u fuk a cat if itwas legal i wud)
The Ramen dropd out ov narutos mouth as he stard at his gorjous face. Naruto wasn't out yet so he hadtocover his BUNER wid a book and it rly hurt. Sask was jus sittinder like a fag as usual.
Narto says wid a wisper
'hey u sexii little kitten'...
TO BE CONTINUAD... RATE AND REVIEU
