Hi, this is my first fanfic, so please tell me if I make any mistakes! Also, please review!
Normal P.O.V
"Kanda! Kanda! Come look at this!" Kanda grunted at his college roommate as Allen came running over. "This just came in the mail!" Kanda sighed, realizing he wasn't going to get his history essay done until this simpleton was dealt with.
"What is it, Beansprout?" He growled.
"I told you, Baka Kanda, my name is Allen, not Beansprout." Allen said the name Beansprout in disgust, as if it were and cockroach he had come across eating his toothbrush. "Allen isn't that hard. Al-len. See? Unless you can only say simple words, like the baka you are.
Kanda grunted. "Whatever, Beansprout." Allen sighed, but gave up. "Anyway, we got this in the mail!" He held up a piece of paper that looked like it had been stuffed in the mail. It said 'The Ten Signs That You Have Become A Secret Agent'. Underneath that it said 'Quizz your friends to see if you have what it takes to be a secret agent'. Underneath that it said '1. Be nice to everyone.'
"Well," Allen said. "I'm always nice to everyone." He got pen and checked off number one. "What's the next one?" They read on: 2. Don't trust anyone. 3. Be observant and note everything you see. 4. Treat everything suspiciously.'
"Done." Kanda barked. '5. Always be prepared for your plans to change. Always be at least half-awake.'
"Easy." They agreed. They then glared at each other. '6. Never reveal your secrets. 7. Never tell anyone that you're a spy. 8. Never give anyone leverage to use against you. 9. Always work with someone you completely trust.
"Well," Kanda stated "That's obvious." They read on, then stared at each other in shock and disgust. '10. Kiss your roommate.'
Allen's P.O.V
Oh God, why him?! This is my first kiss! Well, here goes. I sighed, not knowing Kanda was having the same thoughts.
Kanda's P.O.V
I cannot believe I am doing this! Well, its all for my essay, and I'm not one to back out in the middle.
Lavi's P.O.V.
"I can't believe they are actually doing this!" I giggled from behind the door, careful not to be overheard by the kissers. "I expected dense Allen, but Kanda actually went along with it!?"
Lenalee sighed. "I can't believe we're doing this to them."
"Are you kidding?" Lavi gushed. "I'm jealous of them. If someone sent me that, I'd get to kiss a pretty girl with purple eyes!"
"Jeez," Lenalee sighed "you're turning into that science teacher, Komui. He always tells me how adorable I am and how he will never let anyone claim me. He's a pervert!"
"Shhh!" Lavi whispered. "Now where's my camera?"
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Normal P.O.V.
The next day Lavi got a letter in the mail. It said
'Five Ways To Die.
1. Jump off a cliff.
2. Fall off a cliff.
3. Get pushed off a cliff.
4. Stumble off a cliff.
5. Annoy your friends.
P.S. All of these have something in common. You always end up off a cliff.
