I... I have no words for this one. None except this : Yes, I am mad. My sanity is non-existent... That is why this is what it is.


Dormitory

Minato Arisato returned to the dormitory that he had spent the last year in with the rest of his friends. He had spent the entirety of his day today with all of his friends, but was completely confused the entire time.

You see, today was March 5, 2010. About a month ago, he faced the goddess of night, Nyx all by himself and sealed her away to block her from another entity named Erebus from reaching her and bringing fourth a cataclysmic event known as "The Fall". The price for this, was that he needed to give up his own soul.

So that's where the confusion came from. He was able to last as long as he did through sheer will power before, but now he was... Fine. He was certain that'd he would've died today, but he was absolutely fine. More than fine, he hadn't felt this good ever since he still had his soul.

Normally with questions like these, he'd pay a visit to the Velvet Room. But, when he faced Nyx that the contract he formed was fulfilled and his ability to enter the Velvet Room was gone.

Whatever the case, he was alive and he could enjoy that much at least. After all, what's the worse that could happen?


Velvet Room ; Next Day

"Welcome..." Igor did his signature greeting as Minato visited a familiar place in his sleep "... To the Velvet Room."

Minato smiled slightly at the sight of the Velvet Room and the sound of a piano and what sounded like a woman singing.

"Hello, Igor..." Minato returned the greeting "Um... Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought we done..." Minato expressed his confusion "I won, didn't I?"

Igor nodded in confirmation "Indeed, you and your friends won your great battle." He said before narrowing his eyes "But that is not why I summoned you here..."

"Then... What is it...?" Minato asked as he raised an eyebrow. Come to think of it, he didn't see Elizabeth anywhere either. Due to his social links, Minato had acquired an entire harem of girlfriends, but Elizabeth wasn't one of them. No, he enjoyed being with her simply because he enjoyed being with her.

"Master Minato, by now I'm sure that you're aware that by all means you should be dead, correct?" Igor asked as he gave a soul-piercing stare for some reason "We saved you from that fate."

Minato let out relived chuckled "Really? Thanks, Igor."

"We didn't do it out of charity..." Igor said as he folder his hands and leaned forward "We merely saved you so that you may take responsibility for your actions."

Minato tilted his head in confusion. Responsibility for what exactly? What did he do that takes priority of dying to literally save the world? "Um... what did I do exactly?"

"I believe Elizabeth can explain it better than I..." Igor said as he looked off to the side

"Hello again, Minato..." Elizabeth's voice greeted

Minato looked towards where he heard the voice "Hey, Eliz-AAAHHH!" Minato couldn't help but scream when he saw Elizabeth. More specifically, her rather... round stomach "U-Uh... W-What... What's with..."

"I believe you both know more about that than I do..." Igor said and Minato swore that he was glaring at him

"W-Wha-...?" Minato said still recovering from the shock. Before he fought Nyx, him and Elizabeth did spend some special time together once. "B-But she's not even human and we did that barely over a month ago! How's ANY of this possible?!"

Elizabeth giggled as she rubbed her stomach "The power of The Wild Card holds infinite possibilities indeed..." she seemed rather upbeat about the current situation.

"Perhaps the child's growth is due to the power of the Velvet Room..." Igor theorized and Minato could've sworn he just cracked his knuckles "I cannot be certain. Mostly because our previous guest had the courtesy to not put us in this situation to begin with."

"S-So..." Minato leaned back into his chair as reality slapped him across the face "I'm... Going to be a dad."

"Indeed..." Igor said and with the snap of his fingers, another piece of paper similar to the contract Minato signed at the start of the school year along with a blue pen materialized on the desk separating Minato and Igor.

"What's this?" Minato asked nervously as he gulped

"Child support..." Igor answered "It's merely an agreement that you will take care of this child with Elizabeth, for better or worse. Of course..." Igor gave an unsettling smile "You can keep it here with me- I mean, us..."

Suddenly, another man who looked a lot like Elizabeth (if not, slightly younger) appeared. From the appearance, Minato theorized that this was Elizabeth's younger brother Theodore that she had mentioned a few times in the past.

Theo looked shocked "Master, are you suggesting that the child would also participate in-"

"Quiet!" Igor yelled with a uncharacteristically nervous look on his face.

Suddenly, A girl much shorter than anyone else in the room with long hair, golden eyes, and a blue dress. In other words, a goddamn loli.

"Ah, it's great to see you again, Lavenza." Elizabeth greeted the loli.

Lavenza returned the greeting with a bow "It is nice to see you again as well, Elizabeth."

"Does this mean Margaret will be joining us as well?" Elizabeth asked as she tilted her head out of curiosity. While she was sure that Margaret would learn to accept the child as part of the family, she was also certain that she would greatly disapprove of what she and Minato had done and would most certainly voice it.

"She does not yet know." Lavenza said before staring at Elizabeth's stomach. She had heard of human babies and where they came from before they were born, but she had never seen it before "Perhaps it is for the better for now."

"Indeed." Elizabeth said before looking at Minato who looked completely shocked to his core.

Minato trembled as puzzle pieces started to come together in his brain.

Igor's unsettling smile.

Theo not being able to voice whatever it was that Igor was doing.

3 out of 4 of the assistants are female.

1 of them is a goddamn loli.

Igor's eagerness to want the unborn child to stay here...

W-What's going... Then, Minato put the pieces together...

"Oh dear god..." Minato said as he felt the urge to gag at the mental images alone.

"What is the-" Igor was cut off by Minato

"STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK FUCK!" Minato screamed as the top of his lungs as he hastily signed the paper. Elizabeth might've been an odd one, but the kid was still his and his responsibility.

As soon as the paper had a somewhat legible signature, Minato jumped out of his chair and tightly grasped Elizabeth's hand "Hey, Liz! Let's go introduce you to my friends... he he he." he laughed nervously as he dragged Elizabeth out of the room.

Igor sighed as he looked down disappointed.

Theo looked his sad master "It would appear our guest has figured out your-"

"Silence!" Igor demanded before waving both of the assistants away. He was looking forward to seeing what Elizabeth's child could do when he/she had grown.

"Igor!" A man wearing a butterfly mask shouted "What have I told you about using your assistants for your... *ahem* hobbies."

"Apologies..." Igor said as he bowed down in shame "It just gets so lonely in this room."

"I know..." Philemon said as he suddenly had sad eyes "To this day, Nyx still rejects me. Even after I said I'd free her from the seal. 'You don't even have a dick' she said..." Philemon explained as he sat on the desk before looking up

"On another note, I'm interested to see what'll happen..." Philemon said with a mischievous smile

"I love seeing that kid get frustrated..." Igor said with a chuckled "I wonder how his father-skills are."

"Speaking of which..." Philemon raised an eyebrow under his mask "Why did you make their reproductive system actually function?"

"Um..." Igor paused for a moment "I don't remember..."

Philemon sighed "Let's hope the world survives Elizabeth's spawn..."


Dorm

Minato entered the dorm with a very nervous look on his face as Elizabeth walked in with him.

Junpei looked away from the show he was watching "Hmm..? Oh, hey Mina-WHOA~!" Junpei jumped out of his seat as he and the rest of the guys' jaws dropped when they noticed Elizabeth.

The girls (plus the robot, Aigis) on the other hand, glared at the unfamiliar woman with the power of a thousand Suns. The girls of SEES had a strong bond with one another and agreed to 'share' Minato, but who was this new woman and more importantly... Was she a threat? She looked heavily pregnant though, surely she couldn't be a threat. He couldn't of impregnated her before at least one of them, right...?

"Minato, who is this?" All of the girls asked instantly

Minato gulped as he said the words that were certainly going to shock everyone "This is Elizabeth and..." He took a deep breath "She's going to have my child."

"WHAT?!" Everyone in SEES squeaked at once. Minato, their leader, the most responsible of them, was about to be a father. Not only that, Elizabeth looked older than the rest of them. The girls were all still developing teenagers, but she was a fully grown, developed, and beautiful woman.

The girls all glance at each other and all of them knew what that meant. A harem meeting would be taking place tonight...


?

The members of SEES gathered in a dark room. The room was almost completely empty with the exceptions of the harem, and a candle at the center alongside Minato's Jack Frost themed boxers.

"I trust we all know why we're here?" Mitsuru asked the other members of the harem who sat in a circle around the candle and Minato's boxers.

"It's to discuss that bitch and her child, right?" Yukari asked with a voice full of venom. Out of everyone, she might've been the most possessive. During her social-link, she almost pushed her Minato away. Since then, she had vowed to never let anyone get in the way of their love ever again.

Mitsuru nodded "As long as she remains, she and her child are a threat to both Minato and our love for him..." she said as she dug her nails so hard into her arms that they almost bled from the frustration and anger.

"What must we do?" Fuuka asked as the normally sweet girl had the eyes of a demon on steroids.

"There's only one thing to do..." Yukari said with a sinister grin "Both must be eliminated..."

"I object!" Aigis finally spoke up. "The child is not just a part of the woman, but Minato as well." the robot noted "While it may give her an edge, we cannot harm the child."

"Aigis is right..." Fuuka agreed dolefully as she looked down and nearly cried from the helplessness of her situation "To harm the child would be like harming Minato. No only that, but imagine how distraught he'd be."

Yukari sighed as she looked down and a tear escaped her eye "Then... Then what can we do?"

Mitsuru took a deep breath and stood up "We must accept our roles as babysitters..." she announced to the harem "The child may not be any of ours, but we must care for it as if it was. For it is still the child of the love of our lives..."

Everyone sighed before bringing their face to Minato's long-lost boxers and sniffing it as if it was filled with flowers, for Minato was like drug that they couldn't get enough of.

Silently, each of the harem's girls agreed that they'd carry their own child of Minato's by any means necessary.

How'd Aigis, the robot, even manage to have a child was unknown. But, one thing was certain...

Minato was screwed... literally.


I... I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry all of you. Why'd I do this? I don't know! But I get the feeling that I must continue... What do I do?!