It was around 2:00 in the morning when RICK the amazing tactican, began his tale. The whole Fire Emblem gang from 7 AND 8 gathered around in a circle. He pulled out one of Erk's immensely large spell books and pretended to start reading.

"Okay, who flippin' was it that wanted to know about my world again!" He yelled out to the "audience".

About everyone raised their hand.

"Well…" RICK began. He was about to add 'SCREW THIS I'M GOING TO SLEEP!' but their eager faces where too much to contain. He should tell them after all, for their own good.

He sighed, "Then I must get started then…"

It was around 5:00 in the morning when the questions ended.

Colm started rolling on the floor laughing, "You look like Pablo, RICK!"

RICK stood up and yelled, "Don't you people ever sleep!" …No answer…

Lyn paused, "I don't know, DO we?"

Eliwood stated proudly, "It's obvious that we sleep, we do it every night!" Erk jabbed a finger at Eliwood, "It never really shows us sleeping how would you know you old man!"

The madness began with that argument and seemed like it would never end. Mrryth burrowed into a hole to be away from all the noise, Ross wouldn't stop screaming, Seth found a can of spray paint from RICK's trunk and was staring to get high off of it, Canas and Knoll went off to see if they were biologically related, and Serra stole Erk's pants, then Colm stole them from Serra, and Rennac stole them from Colm, and finally Bartre got them from Rennac and then ate them.

RICK grabbed a warp staff from Natasha and was going to beat himself senselessly with it when 'somehow' an incantaction began and pretty soon, everyone was inside a warphole to "who knows where".

Everyone began screaming, "ahhhhhh!"

Everyone paused to have a sip of soda, "ahh…."

Everyone began screaming, "ahhhhhh!"

One by one, they all popped out of the hole into a New York-like setting. "Oh, my Gosh! It's SATAN'S LAND!" Canas screamed.

"Heck no, it's 'my land'. Welcome to the Real world people." Said RICK.

"ooooooo… ahhhhhh…"

"Now as long as where here I can show you all around. We can leave later when we feel like it… right?"

Natasha nodded. "Then let's go!" said Erk. Everyone started moving forward when a police guard caught Erk by his arm.

"Don't you know naturalists aren't allowed here!"

"What… Are you talking about? I'm not a 'naturalist'"

"Then what would you call yourself lad?"

(thinking it was a clue to introduce himself) "Why I'm Erk, the wandering former mage, now sage, thanks to training—"

"Look bub, that's just the funny business that will get yourself arrested. Who are you really and I demand you show some ID! under breathe Erk, what a name, ke ke ke, stupid kids need to go to school…"

"You trying to insult my mother!"

"Oh, no, not at all… laughs"

"Well I'll insult yours, and a jar of fishsticks! Get over here Raven!"

Raven waltzed over and stood next to Erk, "What up mi homie, what ya' need?"

Erk jabbed a finger at the rude police officer.

"Him. Sick em' boy!"

Raven sighed but went with it anyway. The police man was not pleased.

"And who are you, Twitch! Argh gar gar! That's good… Erk… and Twitch… ke ke" The police man burst out laughing.

Right then Raven thought something around the lines of, "This is going to be harder than I thought" except with a lot more trash talk. …Okay so that was barely what he'd say… WHAT EVER!

Raven opened his mouthed paused, then grinned, "Yo' mamma's so poor, she works at McDonalds washin' windows."

Most of the peeps from Fire Emblem where confused. RICK let out, "Oh,

BURN!"

Ross looked in deep thought before adding," What the fuck's McDonalds?"

Garcia looked shocked, "Ross!" he exclaimed before smacking him over the head with his axe. (This is a 'no duh' situation but I'm just going to say: Ross was totally KO'd)

Colm pocked him with his foot and joked, "Umm… I think he's dead."

Garcia smacked him over the head too, "Don't even joke like that! Err… ooops…"

"YOU FREAK!" Colm yelled before tackling him.

(Why wasn't Colm unconscious too? Let's see, Ross remained on level one and currently, Colm is a level 11 assassin. Peace.)

Anyway… The police man was too furious to describe in a fanfiction, but he was mad.

The police man stated bodly, "Yo' mamma it so ugly… err she breaks mirrors all the time!"

Everyone except for RICK and Raven yelled out, "Ouch! That's harsh!" RICK looked disappointed, "What is wrong with you people!" It looked like a stalemate to the Fire Emblem peeps but if you had any trash-talk-sense, it was obvious that Raven was winning.

"Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped into the sky and got stuck." Said Raven.

"Nooooo! I can't take it!"

"She uses a paint roller to put on 'er lipstick."

"Nooo!"

"She tried to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side."

"Have Mercy!"

Erk stood triumphantly next to Raven, "Then on your knees fool!" He patted Raven on the shoulder. "You're my number one… homie!"

The police man bowed down when suddenly, he snapped back to his senses. He handcuffed Raven to Erk and grinned."I think it's time that I take you two down town. Now will you come quietly?"

Erk looked at Raven. Raven looked at Erk. Simultaneously they yelled, "Hell no!" and attacked the police man before he could say, 'Freeze!'

End of Chapter 1

"Wow that sure was an exciting chapter, I still can't believe I got handcuffed! What it wrong with you RICK?" said Erk.

RICK chuckles to himself.

"Well I guess it could have gone worse. I could have gotten chained to Eliwood or Bartre… shudders Or a girl! Ewww…" said Erk.

"But what really beats me is… how the heck are we going to go to the bathroom!" Erk exclaimed furiously.

RICK started laughing uncontrollably.

"RICK! You evil creature! Oww, GOSH!" Erk ran around waving his arms wildly as getting rid of the feeling of the idea.

RICK shrugged and got up from his sketching spot. "Hey, yall may not sleep so… yall may not go to the bathroom either… Ha ha!"

Erk glared at RICK before running out of the screen. "Anyway yall, next chapter goes something like Canas saying…"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BROKEN!"