A/N: So one day, I was sitting on the toilet. Just sitting. The toilet is like my thinking chair. Don't ask why; even I don't know. So anyhoo, as I was thinking, I, for some unknown reason, though it would be fun to write a little fic about the Naruto gang going through Puberty. Cuz everybody just LOVES going through Puberty -.- . And because we've all suffered/are suffering the joy known as Puberty, I decided that those little ninjas should have to too. And here we are.

Disclaimer: Once again. No. I don't own Naruto or any of its characters or merchandise. Fo serious.


My name is Kakashi Hatake. I am a Jounin here in the beautiful village of Konoha. I am also the teacher to three wonderful children who have aspirations of becoming Ninja. Wait. Scratch that. I'm the teacher to three spawns of the devil who have only been placed on earth to ruin my life. Sakura with her... Her... Her boobs. Yes! She has boobs! I know! I can't believe it either. She's not supposed to have boobs! She's not allowed to have boobs. It's just not natural! Oh and that's not the half of it. She has hips. Yeah! Hips! Those things that women get. Not little girls! Especially not little pink haired girls that I have to see everyday! And- Oh no. Did I just say that? Did I just say 'those things that women get'? Shit. I think I did. Why me? Why me? She's... Sakura is becoming a woman! And women, for some god forsaken reason unknown to man, get emotional as hell a couple days a month. They get their... Their... Their!... Period... Yeah. I think I'm gonna die. And then there's Naruto. Oh my god there's Naruto. The Naruto. You know that one with the fox demon sealed in his belly? Yeah. That Naruto. I'm pretty sure he's hit puberty as well. Why? Oh I don't know... Maybe it's the fact that he's practically humping everything in sight?! That's right, Naruto. Don't think I didn't see you. I mean it was only broad day light. I feel sorry for the poor tree. Well at least you didn't embarrass yourself in public. Anyways. Not only is Naruto horny as hell, his voice is cracking. Do you have any idea how hard it is on the ears to have to listen to a loud, crackly voice? All. Day. LONG? It's not pretty. Especially when Sasuke yells at him for being so loud in his own crackly voice. Yeah. I didn't think it was possible, but the Uchiha hit puberty. My team of genins has hit puberty, and boy did they hit it hard.

POV Change! Yay!

My name is Asuma Sarutobi. I'm a Jounin in the village of Konoha. I'm the teacher to three amazing kids. But that's the problem. They aren't kids. They are... Uhm... I don't know what they are. And that's what scares me. I don't know if they are kids anymore. I really don't. And I am scared shitless. The other day, Ino came to training looking like what resembled a drunk Tsunade after gambling and loosing for the seventeenth time that night. She did a really good impression. But that wasn't the scary part. I've seen Ino angry before, not to this extent of course, but when she burst into tears because Shikamaru had called her fat, that is what scared me. I tried explaining to Shikamaru that Ino was not fat, but that she was developing curves. And Ino took off. Sobbing even harder. Maybe she was just embarrassed that her sensei knew about it? I hope not. Or else she'll be angry with me. And I really don't want that. Anyways. We had to continue training. And it was hot. I don't think I've seen Shikamaru sweat as much as he had that day. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen him sweat. So I told them to take of their shirts. You know, just to cool off a bit. Chouji only took off his little jacket thing. I can understand why. Poor boy. But Shikamaru, exclaiming that is was too troublesome to be hot, took of his jacket and fishnet. And for some reason Chouji shied away. Why? Why would Chouji shy away from Shikamaru. They're best friends! But then I saw it. Yes. It. Chouji had an erection. An erection! My pure, untainted Chouji was not supposed to have erections. And then it dawned on me why Chouji had an erection. I glanced over at Shikamaru. And, not to sound like an old pervert -cough Jiraiya cough-, Shikamaru was hot. I've never really noticed how defined his muscles were. Oh. My. God. Not Shikamaru too! Please don't let this be happening to me! Please!

More POV Changing! Wee!

I'm Kurenai Yuuhi. I'm a Jounin and I teach three kids who wanna be Ninja one day. Unfortunately, there comes a time in every kids life when they are no longer kids, but pre-pubescent nightmares. My poor little Hinata... I can't believe Kiba would ridicule her like that! One day during training, Hinata had to stop sparring with Kiba because her stomach hurt. Kiba, being as obnoxious as he is, told her to suck it up and stop being such a wimp. But then, the tears started. And I thought 'Oh no. She's at that age. That age. The one where little girls become women.' and I had to stop Kiba. Hinata could barely move! So I told Kiba to stop complaining and go spar with Shino. Okay so maybe Kiba wasn't exactly ridiculing her, but I could tell she was embarrassed. I couldn't do anything but comfort her, telling her that it was normal and that every girl her age was probably going through the same thing. It seemed to make her feel better. Back to Kiba and Shino. Kiba... Kiba... Oh! I knew something was wrong with his voice! Goddammit! I distinctly heard it crack. Yes. It cracked. And I think that's when the world came to an end. But apparently it didn't. Oh no... That'd be too simple. I just had to suffer a bit more, didn't I? Yup. And suffer I did. Shino and Kiba were... No where to be seen. They'd disappeared. Maybe for good? No. Of course not. I could sense them in the trees of to the side of our training grounds. But what was that other thing I sensed with it? It couldn't possibly be... No. No freaking way. Was that arousal? No. Arousal was not allowed. It couldn't have been. but when they had re-appeared, still sparring, I could definitely see the slight bulge through Shino's pants. And oh my god Why couldn't the world just end?

One more to go!

MY YOUTHFUL STUDENTS ARE GROWING UP! I just know it! My beloved student Lee... His voice... It's cracking! That can only mean one thing! Puberty! I'm so proud of him! He's finally becoming man! And my Neji... What a youthful young man he's becoming! His muscles are becoming more defined and his voice is deep and strong. Like a Ninja's should be! But... TenTen... She's... She's scary to say the least. When she isn't overly sensitive, crying at anything and everything, she's yelling at everybody! Even me! Me! Her sensei! She should respect me more! I'm disappointed in her. But I'm also terrified. When she started screaming at me for paying more attention to Lee than anybody else, I nearly wet myself. I don't know what's gotten in to her. Or maybe the question is... What's getting out of her? Maybe she's becoming a woman?! Oh, could it be? Could my glorious soon-to-be-kunoichi possibly be growing into a young lady?! The youthfulness is overwhelming! I can't believe it... My team of genin... They're all grown up -sniff-. My team has sprung into the utmost of their youth! Let this day be forever recognized! Just think... My team of young genins... Grown men and a woman... IT'S SO YOUTHFUL!


A/N: Whew! That was fun! I came up with all that on the spot. Would ya believe it? Look out for chapter two! In The Eyes of the Students. I hope I got all the teachers in character. If not, oh well. I bet that you would never have been able to guess who the last paragraphs POV was in if I hadn't named the students. (Sarcasm. Wee.) Please tell me if I'm doing good so far, or if I should even continue, should I have over estimated my writing skills that much. And on that note, I leave you. -NGJ.