(A/N: Heya all! I'm in a really good mood cuz i'm typing up the first thing ever on my laptop which I got earlier today! I'm so happy and gratefull! I wrote this one shot last night, ha ha, that was christmas eve. I got one hour's sleep but I'm not tired today..wierd, that. Anyway, I apoligise for any spelling, grammer mistakes, typing on a laptop is wierd for me O.o I also apoligise for the suckishness of the plot...I've started to become obsessed with the pairing lately, as i said I'd put the AU I'm writing aside to write the sequal for another fic I wrote, which is not coming easily anyway, it's obvious who the guy is, but maybe not so much the girl, especialy if you havn't read my fan fic ISTYW. But whatever, you could say the girl is sakura if you want, or Tenten, or even Karin if you feel like it, but I wrote it about my OC, so any other charactor would have to be OOC for them to be the girl. I'll stop rambling now. Please enjoy :D)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, he and his fellow ninja belong to the skilled artist who drew them..and whose name escapes me...Masashi Kishimoto! I so rock lol.

Flowers are true art

"Y-y-you ac-actualy k-k-k-kissed h-him?!" Hyuuga Hinata stared at her best friend, her pearl eyes wide.

"So?" The girl sitting next to her in the ramen stand replied. She refused to eat the food, instead settleing for mineral water.

"Y-y-you k-k-issed h-him! H-he's a-a cr-criminal!"

"H-he's A-a-akat-akatsuki!"

"Not so loud Hina...besides, he's hot."

"Y-you s-said h-he wa-was a-a cro-cross-dr-dresser!"

"Bad first impression, 'tis all."

"F-fine. How did it Happen anyway?"

"Weeell" the girl drawled "He was going on 'bout how art is fleeting an' all, so i said 'what about flowers?' and he said 'huh, un?' so I said 'bout how annoying him saying 'un' is and asked if he went around killing flowers, 'cuz I consider tem to be true art, theeeen...he kissed me, but it was real quick, and then he said 'do you know what i mean now, un?' and I said 'I prefer the lillies ove there' and pointed to a vase of them, then I smirked when I saw his ego go 'boom!'. It was funny.'

Hinata stared at her friend in horror. "You do realise that he'll kill you now...he is in Akatsuki..'

"Ssshhhh!...besides, he's hot.." Hinata sighed. There was no getting through to her about how it's wrong to kiss criminals.

oOoOo

"You think I'm hot, un?"

"Gaaaahhhhh!!!!" he stared at the blonde shinobi who was lounging on her couch.

"What the Hell! Get off my couch! It'll get man germs! Get off! Get off!"

The man laughed at her. And moved off of her sofa...only to sit on one of her chairs...

"Off! Off! Shooooooooooooooooooo foul beast!" He raised his eyebrow.

"Foul beast? Are you hitting on me, un?"

"No! Never! Now away with you!"

"So you don't want the flowers, un?"

"Flowers?" Her head moved to the side in confusion.

"Yup. Flowers that only bloom once, for a single day of the year, true art by both f out standards, un." He produced a bouquet from God knows where and held it out.

She accepted it and stared into the flowers, a small smile on her lips.

"Fleeting flowers, un."

"Indeed...Arigato..." She stood on tiptoes and placed her lips on his cheek, then turned away to pt the flowers in the vase. He came up behind her,arms wrapped around her waist possessivly.

The front door swung open and Hinata stood there gaping. "Nani?" she squeeked.

The girl in the arms of the man began to panic. "Ah...um...I...erm...I can explain...er...it was...um...er...THE FLEETING FLOWERS!"

Hinata stared at her "...huh?"

(A/N[sigh that was rubbish, wasn't it? ..it seemed much better when I first wrote it [sweat drop I have also discoved that word appears to have no spell check, so sorry for mistakes.)