Slayers and a Horrible Day with Barney
Lina- NO I WILL NOT SING THAT STUPID SONG!
Amelia- But its so filled with love.
Lina- That's exactly why I'm not going to sing it.
[Barney marches in with his kids singing "the song"]
Barney- I love you, you love me.
Lina- I sure as hell don't!
Barney- But why? Aren't I the cutest thing?
Amelia- Yes.
Lina- NO! No offence but your worse than a SLUG.
Kid 1- No he's no.
Lina- Watch it kid.
Kid 1- your scary.
Lina- GERRRR!
Kid 1- AHH! *runs off the set*
Barney- I am worse than a slug?
Lina- *twitching* Don't make me repeat myself. *the song is still playing* TURN THAT CRAP OFF! *the music keeps playing*
Amelia- Lina please.
Lina- But.
Zel- *from the crowd* Lina act....Human.
Lina- Why you.
Director- Can we keep it rated G here. You already made it go PG.
Lina- And. *tapping her foot*
Director- Little kids watch this show. *grinning* Do you want your pay?
Lina- MONEY!? OK!
Director- Ok then.
Barney- Cant we all just get along.
Amelia- Lets play ring around the rosie!
Filia- *from the crowd* PLAY!
Xellos- *from the crowd* YES PLAY!
Filia- *from the crowd* STOP AGREEING WITH ME!
Xellos- *from the crowd* Now that's a good....*Lina cuts in*
Lina- XELLOSSSSSSSSSS! COME HERE!
Xellos- Well I thinks its time for me to go. To the stage that is.*phases to the stage*
Lina- Amuse these little buggers for me.
Xellos- *opens a eye* Huh?
Lina- Play with them. Ok? Play tag or something.
Xellos- Who wants to plat tag?
Kids- ME!
Xellos- Ok I'm it!
[all the kids run after Xellos in a big crowd. Then there a foot away he phases out and the kids hit their heads]
Kids- OW! MOMMY!
Xellos- Sorry Lina but this isn't my sort of work.
[Lina looks around to see Xellos waving to her in the crowd]
Lina- WHY YOU...
Director- *holding money* Hey.
Lina- That want a nice thing to do.
Amelia- Can we play ring around the rosie now?
Lina- Fine.
[They all start to play ring around the rosie]
Xellos- Aren't they the cutest things?
Filia- Yes...wait...HEY I SAID STOP AGREEING WITH ME! *takes out the mace and tries to hit Xellos but ends up missing and rolling onto the set*
Lina- Hello Filia.
Amelia- FILIA! HI!
Lina- Kids see this funny dressed girl?
Kids- Yeah.
Lina- She's going to take my spot ok?
Kids- OK!
Filia- I'll get you for this.
Lina- *gets her pay and walks outside* Thank god that's over! XELLOS COME HERE.
Xellos- *phases out of the studio to Lina* Yes.
Lina- I CAN PUT UP WITH THIS. WHEN I START SAYING THE LAST LINE OF THE DRAGON SLAVE GO GET AMELIA OUT OF THERE!
Xellos- And Filia.
Lina- She can stay there.
Xellos- Good because I wasn't about to get her to.
Lina- Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood the flows. Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name I pledge myself to darkness. *Xellos gets Amelia* Those who stand before us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Amelia- OH NO! FILIA!
Filia- *looks out the window* OH NO!
Lina- DRAGU SLAVE!
[the studio is reduced to ashes and Filia coughs out smoke]
Filia- WHY YOU! *turns into a dragon* LINA! *goes after Lina*
Lina- *running* Hey at least Barney doesn't exist anymore.
Notes:
This was just a short fan fic. Its not the best but it should at least be amusing. I got Amelia right.
