Slayers and a Horrible Day with Barney

Lina- NO I WILL NOT SING THAT STUPID SONG!

Amelia- But its so filled with love.

Lina- That's exactly why I'm not going to sing it.

[Barney marches in with his kids singing "the song"]

Barney- I love you, you love me.

Lina- I sure as hell don't!

Barney- But why? Aren't I the cutest thing?

Amelia- Yes.

Lina- NO! No offence but your worse than a SLUG.

Kid 1- No he's no.

Lina- Watch it kid.

Kid 1- your scary.

Lina- GERRRR!

Kid 1- AHH! *runs off the set*

Barney- I am worse than a slug?

Lina- *twitching* Don't make me repeat myself. *the song is still playing* TURN THAT CRAP OFF! *the music keeps playing*

Amelia- Lina please.

Lina- But.

Zel- *from the crowd* Lina act....Human.

Lina- Why you.

Director- Can we keep it rated G here. You already made it go PG.

Lina- And. *tapping her foot*

Director- Little kids watch this show. *grinning* Do you want your pay?

Lina- MONEY!? OK!

Director- Ok then.

Barney- Cant we all just get along.

Amelia- Lets play ring around the rosie!

Filia- *from the crowd* PLAY!

Xellos- *from the crowd* YES PLAY!

Filia- *from the crowd* STOP AGREEING WITH ME!

Xellos- *from the crowd* Now that's a good....*Lina cuts in*

Lina- XELLOSSSSSSSSSS! COME HERE!

Xellos- Well I thinks its time for me to go. To the stage that is.*phases to the stage*

Lina- Amuse these little buggers for me.

Xellos- *opens a eye* Huh?

Lina- Play with them. Ok? Play tag or something.

Xellos- Who wants to plat tag?

Kids- ME!

Xellos- Ok I'm it!

[all the kids run after Xellos in a big crowd. Then there a foot away he phases out and the kids hit their heads]

Kids- OW! MOMMY!

Xellos- Sorry Lina but this isn't my sort of work.

[Lina looks around to see Xellos waving to her in the crowd]

Lina- WHY YOU...

Director- *holding money* Hey.

Lina- That want a nice thing to do.

Amelia- Can we play ring around the rosie now?

Lina- Fine.

[They all start to play ring around the rosie]

Xellos- Aren't they the cutest things?

Filia- Yes...wait...HEY I SAID STOP AGREEING WITH ME! *takes out the mace and tries to hit Xellos but ends up missing and rolling onto the set*

Lina- Hello Filia.

Amelia- FILIA! HI!

Lina- Kids see this funny dressed girl?

Kids- Yeah.

Lina- She's going to take my spot ok?

Kids- OK!

Filia- I'll get you for this.

Lina- *gets her pay and walks outside* Thank god that's over! XELLOS COME HERE.

Xellos- *phases out of the studio to Lina* Yes.

Lina- I CAN PUT UP WITH THIS. WHEN I START SAYING THE LAST LINE OF THE DRAGON SLAVE GO GET AMELIA OUT OF THERE!

Xellos- And Filia.

Lina- She can stay there.

Xellos- Good because I wasn't about to get her to.

Lina- Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood the flows. Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name I pledge myself to darkness. *Xellos gets Amelia* Those who stand before us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Amelia- OH NO! FILIA!

Filia- *looks out the window* OH NO!

Lina- DRAGU SLAVE!

[the studio is reduced to ashes and Filia coughs out smoke]

Filia- WHY YOU! *turns into a dragon* LINA! *goes after Lina*

Lina- *running* Hey at least Barney doesn't exist anymore.

Notes:

This was just a short fan fic. Its not the best but it should at least be amusing. I got Amelia right.