"Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear"

Ayamachi: We are so sorry!!

Machigai: We couldn't stop her! One minute she was folding her clothes, the next she was at her laptop typing and before we knew it… this happened.

Ayamachi: We tried to get her to do something else like read Lord of the Rings or play Baldur's Gate II but it didn't work and now she's written this!

Machigai: If only we had known!!

Both Muses: We are so sorry!!

Kaori: -_- You don't have to be so melodramatic…

Disclaimer: I don't own the Gundam characters and I don't own the song Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear.

"Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear" From the album "I am Santa Claus"

by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio

 (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland")

[Relena and Heero's bedroom. The door opens slowly and Heero peeks his head in and looks around. Seeing that no one is there he sneaks over to Relena's dresser.]

Heero: [as he rifles through the drawers] Lacy things - the wife is missin',

Didn't ask - her permission,

I'm wearin' her clothes , [holds up a pair of nylons]

Her silk pantyhose, [stuffs them in a bag and continues to go through the drawer]

Walkin' round in women's underwear.

[A clothing store. Wufei is skipping around in the lingerie department]

Wufei: In the store - there's a teddy, [picks up a blue teddy]

Little straps - like spaghetti,

It holds me so tight, [hugs it]

Like handcuffs at night, [runs to the counter and tells the sales lady that it's for his wife]

Walkin' round in women's underwear.

[Preventer's HQ. Duo and Zechs are walking around the office looking for somebody]

Duo: In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. [someone taps him on the shoulder. Duo turns around and grins.]

He'll say,

Melvin: "Are you ready?"

Zechs and Duo: We'll say,"Whoa, Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

[Winner Mansion. Trowa and Quatre are looking through Dorothy's clothes]

Quatre: Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress - like Madonna,

Trowa: Put on some eyeshade,

And join the parade,

Both: Walkin' round in women's underwear!

[All the guys are dressed in drag and dancing cabaret style]

Heero:Lacy things ...

Duo: Missin',

Wufei: Didn't ask ...

Quatre: permission,

Zechs: Wearin' her clothes,

Trowa: Her silk pantyhose,

Heero, Trowa and Wufei: Walkin' round in women's underwear,

Duo, Quatre and Zechs: Walkin' round in women's underwear,

All: Walkin' round in women's underwear!