Ayamachi:
We are so sorry!!
Machigai:
We couldn't stop her! One minute she was folding her clothes, the next she was
at her laptop typing and before we knew it… this happened.
Ayamachi:
We tried to get her to do something else like read Lord of the Rings or play
Baldur's Gate II but it didn't work and now she's written this!
Machigai:
If only we had known!!
Both
Muses: We are so sorry!!
Kaori:
-_- You don't have to be so melodramatic…
Disclaimer:
I don't own the Gundam characters and I don't own the song Walkin' Round In
Women's Underwear.
"Walkin'
Round In Women's Underwear" From the album "I am Santa Claus"
by
Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio
(to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter
Wonderland")
[Relena
and Heero's bedroom. The door opens slowly and Heero peeks his head in and
looks around. Seeing that no one is there he sneaks over to Relena's dresser.]
Heero:
[as he rifles through the drawers] Lacy things - the wife is missin',
Didn't
ask - her permission,
I'm
wearin' her clothes , [holds up a pair of nylons]
Her
silk pantyhose, [stuffs them in a bag and continues to go through the drawer]
Walkin'
round in women's underwear.
[A clothing
store. Wufei is skipping around in the lingerie department]
Wufei:
In the store - there's a teddy, [picks up a blue teddy]
Little
straps - like spaghetti,
It
holds me so tight, [hugs it]
Like
handcuffs at night, [runs to the counter and tells the sales lady that it's for
his wife]
Walkin'
round in women's underwear.
[Preventer's
HQ. Duo and Zechs are walking around the office looking for somebody]
Duo:
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He
pretends that I am Murphy Brown. [someone taps him on the shoulder. Duo turns
around and grins.]
He'll
say,
Melvin:
"Are you ready?"
Zechs
and Duo: We'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's
wait until our wives are out of town!"
[Winner
Mansion. Trowa and Quatre are looking through Dorothy's clothes]
Quatre:
Later on, if you wanna,
We
can dress - like Madonna,
Trowa:
Put on some eyeshade,
And
join the parade,
Both:
Walkin' round in women's underwear!
[All
the guys are dressed in drag and dancing cabaret style]
Heero:Lacy
things ...
Duo:
Missin',
Wufei:
Didn't ask ...
Quatre:
permission,
Zechs:
Wearin' her clothes,
Trowa:
Her silk pantyhose,
Heero,
Trowa and Wufei: Walkin' round in women's underwear,
Duo,
Quatre and Zechs: Walkin' round in women's underwear,
All:
Walkin' round in women's underwear!