"You've got to be bloody kidding me," Arthur groaned, sitting back on the floor.
"Angleterre?" France asked, confused by the loss of hands on his stomach and thigh.
"You've got to be kidding," England said again. "A rose? In your pants?" He reached out to grab the rose, prepared to rip it off.
He wasn't expecting the loud moan Francis let out as he grabbed the flower. Arthur frowned and squeezed it again, getting the same reaction. He blinked. Francis laughed nervously. Arthur blinked again.
"What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" Arthur asked sharply.
"Touch it?"
"For fuck's sake, Francis! It's a bloody rose!"
"You were the one who offered, Angleterre!"
Arthur hesitated, then scowled. "You really think I've had enough whiskey that I'll give head to a rose?"
"Yes."
"Git," England muttered, even as he leant forward and let his breath fan over the petals. He wet his lips nervously, leaning in further. Francis ran his hand through Arthur's hair as his tongue ran gently across one of the petals. France let out a sigh, hand tightening in the Englishman's hair. The shorter nation took the petal between his lips, pulling at it softly, tongue caressing the end. He nipped at it, Francis letting out a moan as he did it again.
Arthur felt a tingling feeling in his nose, ignoring it as he caressed another petal with his lips. Then his eyes started to tear, just as Francis moaned again. Arthur took a deep breath, thinking lack of air was causing his teary eyes.
It didn't help. In fact, it made it worse. After only a few more licks, Arthur's eyes were stinging and his nose was about to twitch itself off his face.
He pulled back slightly, drawing in a breath.
"Angleterre?" Francis asked, looking down as Arthur stopped.
"Ah-ah-CHOO!" Arthur sneezed, then sneezed again and again. When he finally stopped, Francis was staring down at his rose in shock. "Damn allergies," Arthur sniffled, rubbing his stinging eyes.
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A week later, Arthur showed up on Francis's front step, a bottle of whiskey and a box of allergy medicine in his hands.
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Written for Demonic's kink meme request: France only has the rose. And the bonus was allergies .
