Hidan's Sister: Hey, call me Kimi, since none of you, except for koreangirl1234, actually know my real name. Anyways, I have decided to give you guys a new story, seeing as I am having writer's block on my Academy for the Rich and Famous story. So, here is my older borther...Hidan!
Hidan: Jashin-sama, kill me now
Fangirls: KYAAA! HIDAN-KUN! MARRRY ME! HIDAN-SAMA!
Hidan: never mind, take away my immortality and then kil me *looks at Kimi* this is your fault
Kimi: *rolls eyes* whatever, just do the disclaimer before I get sued.
Hidan: are you sure you are my sister?
Kimi: *eye twitches for a few seconds* Hidan, just do the freakin' disclaimer before I send the fucking fangirls after your ass.
Hidan: yep, you are my fuckin' sister. Kimi does not freakin' own Naruto, cuz if she did, the world as we speak would be doomed.
Kimi: that wasn't nice *frowns* As oniisan said, I don't own Naruto or anything related to the series, I only own my OC which is me...Kimi :)
I was just walking around Konoha when I saw the most funny scene that I shall use to get whatever I want. Nah, I ain't that cruel. Anyways, I saw my brother and his friends being chased up a tree from their annoying fangirls. Sighing I looked up at the sky.
"And they're suppose to be ninjas. Jashin-sama must hate me for not taking him to seriously," I muttered to myself as I made my way over to my brother and his group.
I cleared my throat before using my fangirl voice.
"OMG! You have so got to be kidding me. Isn't that like, Uchiha Sasuke? OMG! It is, he is so fine, no way, he winked at me!"
I then put a henge on looking like a brunette with red and blonde streaks and hazel colored eyes with pink tints in them.
I looked at the fangirls who didn't believe me. I sighed once again.
"You don't believe me? I was hanging with Sakura and her team when I seriously saw Sasuke wink at me, apparently Sakura had managed to put something in his food, now he's like super nice and he is willing to give free kisses. Trust me, he kissed me."
On that note the fangirls went scrambling to find the younger Uchiha. I looked up at the group in the tree.
"You all so owe me and Sasuke big time."
They jumped down and dusted the imaginary dust from their clothes.
"Thanks Kimi." Konan said.
"You were up there with them?"
"Yeah, she was making out with Pein, un," Deidara said as he made a disgusted face.
"Awe, so this means you don't want to make out with me?" I put on my best puppy dog pout.
"No! Kimi-chan is Tobi's!"
"Uh, Tobi, I'm not anyone's girl. I own myself, sorry."
I managed to get out of the hold the orange mask wearing teen had on.
"So, how's Madara been?" I asked. (Kimi: In my story Madara na dTobi are two different people, twins actually).
"Madara has been mean to Tobi!" Tobi wailed.
"Awe, you want me to tell Madara to not be mean to Tobi?"
"Yes Kimi-chan!" Then Tobi skipped off to find whomever or whatever he went off to do or look for.
I released my henge and instead of the brown hair with red and blonde highlights, my wast length, wavy golden brown hair fell around me and the breeze was moving a few strands of hair about. My hazel eyes stayed the same, but the pink tint was gone, replacing it was baby blue.
"So, what were you all doing before you all got chased up the poor, now leaning tree?"
"Deidara was being annoyed by Tobi, I was just hanging out with Itachi like always. Sasori was already in this tree dozing off. Konan and Pein were taking a walk while discussing some matters. Kakuzu was counting his money while taking a walk, Hidan was walking with him, bugging him. Zetsu was walking out of the Yamanaka flower shop after talking about flowers and other plants with the Deidara-look-a-like girl," Kisame said.
"Ah, so, I guiess I will have to see you guys later then, bye."
"Where are you going, un?"
"I have to help the girls out with decorating."
"For what, un?"
"For tonight's dance, duh. The Kazekage and his siblings will also be joining us so don't screw anything up."
Then I left, sprinting throught the crowds of people as I made my way to Hinata's place.
I hummed part of a song in my head as I went.
Party time
Its party time
Paety-ooh, ramen!
Ok, not so much. What can I say? I get bored and interested quite easily.
