EDITOR'S NOTE: Hi! I just want to make fun of people off of gundamwing. That's why I'm doin'
this.
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PART 1:

Duo: Trowa, don't you want to cut your bangs sometime?

Trowa: Leave me alone, Duo.

Duo: Aaahhh! Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Trowa: Go away.

Duo: I think someone needs a hug!

Trowa: Leave me alone or I'll get my gundam and destroy you.

Duo: Isn't that cute?! He's threatening! Aaaaaa.....You're not serious enough to do something
like that, are you, Trowa?

Trowa: Yes, I am.

Duo: (GULP) The-The-Then...W-Why...D-Do...Y-Y-You...A-Alwa-Always...P-Pick...O-On...M-Me!?! (He's
scared, can you tell?)

Trowa: I don't always peck on you. I never peck on anyone.

Duo: (in a whisper) Oh brother!!!

Trowa: Huh?

Duo: I didn't say "peck".

Trowa: Then, what did you say?

Duo: Pick!

Trowa: (blushes) Oh. (laughs very weirdly)
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PART 2:

Relena: Heero...I'm right over here so come and get me!!!

Heero: I'm right behind you.

Relena: (gasps) Heero...You scared me.

Heero: That's my job.

Relena: Oh. (bummed, cantchya' tell?)

Heero: Now what was that about coming to get you?

Relena: Oh. It was nothing. (laughs a little)

Heero: Well, I've got you now, baby!!!

Relena: How dare you call me baby!!!

Heero: No No NO! You got the wrong idea!

Relena: (lightens up a little) Huh? (Puzzled look on face)

Heero: I meant, I want to be with you.

Relena: Oh my gosh! Are you sick or something!?! I'll call the docter and...

Heero: I'm Fine!

Relena: Ok. (they start makin' out) (as in ummm...how should I put this...) (...Oh! By doin' it)

Relena: But, I thought you hated me.

Heero: Not anymore.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: Ok. Got a little carried away there. Anyway, ummmmm, enjoy the next part.
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PART 3:

Wufei: I won't do the laundry for the BOTH of us.

Sally: What's on your mind?

Wufei: None of your buisness.

Sally: (dumps her dirty clothes in his dirty clothes pile)

Wufei: GET YOUR BRAS AND PANTIES AWAY FORM MY CLOTHES!!!

Sally: Ooohhhhh. Underwear problems, is it? That can be fixed. Just do my laundry, and you'll
be used to it just like that!

Wufei: I won't do anyone's LAUNDRY!!!

Sally: You mean, you won't even do your own laundry?

Wufei: Shut up and leave already, would ya'?

Sally: Alright. (leaves her clothes in his room)

Wufei: AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES TOO!!!

Sally: (laughs real quietly out the door)

Wufei: That butt. Now she'll have to do her own laundry, 'cause I'm not.
(5 days later)
Sally: Oooohhh my gosh! What did you do to your room, Wufei!?!

Wufei: (walks in where she is with one of those stink mask things on) I won't do your laundry.

Sally: Then I won't do yours!!!

Wufei: Fine, woman!

Sally: Fine, man! (they finally took care of things) (...and got rid of the oders...) (...In
they're clothes, anyway!)

Wufei: Why does it still stink in here?
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PART 4:

Quatre: Trowa, I'm so glad you're my friend!

Trowa: Don't get too excited, or you'll start turning into Duo.

Quatre: (tries to hold his laughter, but can't help it)

Trowa: Quatre, you're an idiot.

Quatre: Ooooo! Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Trowa: I told you you would turn into Duo.

Quatre: You're right. What's to become of me now?

Trowa: I guess we'll just have to find out.

Quatre-Duo: Someone needs a teletubie hug!

Trowa: Shut up, Quatre.

Quatre: You got to help me, Trowa!

Trowa: I'm sorry. I can't.

Quatre: You mean, I'm gonna' stay like this for the rest of my life!?!

Trowa: Maybe.

Quatre: CRAP!!!

Trowa: (laughs real quietly at Quatre)

Quatre-Duo: Is something funny? Oh, man! I musta' mist it.

Trowa: (stops laughing) Shut up, you fool.

Quatre: Help me, please!!!

Trowa: I can't, I already told you that. Now, go away, Duo! Be removed from Quatre's soul and
return to your own.....Be Gone!!!

Quatre: Huh? Oh! Thank you, Trowa! How can I ever repay you!?!

Trowa: By shutting up the whole rest of your life.

Quatre: Ok! Anything for you!

Trowa: I said shut the heck up!

Quatre: Ok. Aaaaaa, Trowa? How did you do it, anyway?

Trowa: I'll tell you later, now shut up.
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EDITOR'S NOTE: (laughing) Ok! That was a funny one, don't you think? Anyway, there's a lot more
to come, and yes I know I got carried away in a few of them, anyway, they'll keep comin', and I
hope you keep readin' them!