AN: Hello! My first foray into Trek fic. Hope you enjoy.


Prompt: Dialogue Only

Warnings: Mention of injuries


"McCoy here."

"Bones! You free for the next hour or so?"

"That depends."

"I'm gonna take that as a yes. Hey, you've already taken your xenobiology reqs, right?"

"For the most part. Why?"

"Ok, that's good. That's great. We'll be over in ten."

"Oh no you don't! I wanna know what I'm getting into before you come traipsing in here sweet as sugar with security at your heels."

"Aw, come on Bones. I don't always get caught by security; give me some credit."

"Jim."

"It's not even a big deal, I swear. Me and one of the other cadets had a little misunderstanding and we just need a quick patch job. It's really not worth getting Medical involved, honest."

"D-mnit, Jim! What the h-ll did you break this time?"

"Nothing major Bonesy, don't have a stroke. She fractured my hand and I broke her nose, that's all."

"You're gonna be the death of me, you ungrateful brat. Who was it?"

"Gaila, from Ethics."

"The Orion? J-sus, Jim. I hope you know what you're doing."

"No worries, we're fine. We're actually going out for drinks tonight, so-"

"And that's supposed to make me feel better? Y'know what, you two deserve each other. Just get over here, ingrate."

"You got it, Bones. Kirk out."