AN: Hello! My first foray into Trek fic. Hope you enjoy.
Prompt: Dialogue Only
Warnings: Mention of injuries
"McCoy here."
"Bones! You free for the next hour or so?"
"That depends."
"I'm gonna take that as a yes. Hey, you've already taken your xenobiology reqs, right?"
"For the most part. Why?"
"Ok, that's good. That's great. We'll be over in ten."
"Oh no you don't! I wanna know what I'm getting into before you come traipsing in here sweet as sugar with security at your heels."
"Aw, come on Bones. I don't always get caught by security; give me some credit."
"Jim."
"It's not even a big deal, I swear. Me and one of the other cadets had a little misunderstanding and we just need a quick patch job. It's really not worth getting Medical involved, honest."
"D-mnit, Jim! What the h-ll did you break this time?"
"Nothing major Bonesy, don't have a stroke. She fractured my hand and I broke her nose, that's all."
"You're gonna be the death of me, you ungrateful brat. Who was it?"
"Gaila, from Ethics."
"The Orion? J-sus, Jim. I hope you know what you're doing."
"No worries, we're fine. We're actually going out for drinks tonight, so-"
"And that's supposed to make me feel better? Y'know what, you two deserve each other. Just get over here, ingrate."
"You got it, Bones. Kirk out."
