Mary

Chapter 1: Puck's mistake

Disclaimer: I own Glee on DVD but that's it.

"You know Sam, your mom was the best of them all!"

Sam felt the sharp intake of breath flutter in his chest and settle next to the already forming ache. He wanted to cry.

"Shut your mouth, Puckerman."

"Why? You don't wanna hear how mama and me had the most mind-blowing sex ever? Damn, she was begging me for more like the slu-"

Sam didn't know how it happened, but his fist had connected with Puck's jaw, just the way his dad had taught him.

"I didn't think that even someone as dense as you would be into necrophilia, Puckerman" He hissed.

"Necro what?" Puck muttered, still in shock as he rubbed his hand on his jaw from the surprisingly hard blow.

"Look it up birdbrain" And with that, Sam stormed out of the choir room in a way that would make Rachel Berry jealous.

Although he was positive that Rachel never stormed out in tears, gasping for breath.