Gun's for Hire Chapter 1 Starting Days
Narrator: In a world were technology and magic are intertwined, these are the stories of "Gun's" guild located in the town Trigid and its 5 members, Gun the owner and his three friends Reggie, Six, and Perce and his cousin, Brandon….the ninja. These are five heroic people who are about…..
Gun: hey Narrator shut it.
Narrator: but I must finish the intro.
Gun: no you don't just let the people read already.
Narrator: fine fine. Ok then on with the tale
Reggie: I thought it was a story?
All but Reggie: GET ON WITH IT!
Narrator: it starts on a bright Monday morning.
Settings Small, soothing, semi peaceful town, at the guild house
Gun: (yawn) God damn it I hate Mondays
Six: well it doesn't help that you wake everyone else up to.
Gun: Shut it you know I wake Brandon up to take his meds and to do so he needs food and I'm not making breakfast twice in one day
Reggie: Well we can make our own breakfast's thank you very much.
Six: Please speak for yourself because all you can make in popcorn and Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Reggie: how about I make you a Knuckle sandwich and some BLACK EYE peas.
Six: you want to go!
Perce: hey no fighting amongst friends, Gun do something.
Gun: I don't care as long as they don't destroy my Guild.
Reggie: Shut it you two or I'll kick both your asses.
Gun: I believe you can to Perce's ass but mine no way.
Reggie: I won the last one
Perce: Yeah but that makes 50 wins for you Reggie 50 for Gun 13, ties and 19 stopped due to us still being on a mission.
Brandon (suddenly appears in room): wow 132 fights already
All: AWWWWW
Gun: Brandon I know you're a ninja but stop doing that, it scares the living shit out of us.
Brandon: sorry force of habit.
Perce: ok before we go into all-out war do we have any Jobs for y'all to take your energy out on.
Gun: Uh One, its delivery detail grade C.
All: Ugh
Six: I hate delivery detail, ITS SO BORING.
Perce: I know, we all hate it but we haven't had a good job in 4 weeks we need the cash.
Gun: he's right, just be happy we have a job
Reggie: details we need details
Gun: Deliver a letter to the mayor's office a few towns over. Not too hard.
Brandon: well I have to go I have important things to do.
Gun: Ok latter bro, everyone else you have one hour to prepare, then will meet the client, got it?
Reggie, Six, and Perce: Roger Roger
Narrator: one hour passes everyone but Brandon assembles at the client's house.
Gun: Ok half the pay up front, half when we get back, got it?
Client: why half now?
Gun: So if you plan on not paying us we already have half of the money.
Client: but what if you don't do your job?
Gun: we don't get the other half, understand?
Client: yes
Hands Gun the letter and half the cash.
Guy: Ok dude's move out.
Reggie: Shut up fat ass.
Gun: I'm not fat I'm only 195 pounds of fluffiness
Six: yeah 195 pounds of fluffy fat.
Gun: Shut it bean pole
Six: what was that lardo
Gun: you're going to get it
Perce: Guys Guys no fighting in front of the client.
Gun: fine. On with the mission
Narrator: the adventure starts as the team "hurries" through the forest towards their objective and now might be a good time to read the character bios in the writer files and info.
Perce: they don't have to.
Narrator: oh be quite you. Never mind back to the story.
Gun: Ugh are we there yet?
Perce: But we have only been walking for 15 minutes.
Reggie: Wait why are we walking this isn't lord of the rings.
Gun: Good point
Narrator: So the team runs back to the Guild and grab the Jeep and are now back on their way.
Gun: Reggie I hate to say this, but good idea.
Reggie: how does that taste coming out of your mouth
Gun: like Damn nasty vinegar now shut it.
Six: Can I pick the music?
Perce: last time you did that we ended up at the bottom of the ocean.
Six: that was a complete accident and you know it.
Gun: Shut both of you or I will turn this jeep around and drop your asses of at the nearest gas station.
Six: so can I turn on the radio or not?
Gun: …ok. How bad can it be.
*Click*
Radio: Sun shine lollipops and-
Gun: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH (car goes flipping out of control and hits a fallen tree.)
Reggie (dusting himself of): that is exactly why you don't get to mess with the radio.
Six: Just be happy were alive.
Gun: well you're not about to be because you just wrecked my car.
Perce: actually on closer inspection only the passenger door and the back right side tire is broke.
Gun: (holding six by the neck): Ok then (looking at six) just be happy the damage is minimal or I would shake you till you dropped enough money for the repairs.
Reggie: well I'll guess we'll walk.
Gun: Damn it I hate walking
Narrator: As with the crashing of Gun's car they start to walk again
Reggie: hey do you see that?
Six: you mean the green jelly bean shaped man.
Gun: HOLY SHIT IT'S LUIGI.
Luigi: help me…..
Perce: we have to help him.
Gun: of course it's Luigi
Narrator: The groups draws closer to Luigi when suddenly…
?: Put your hands in the air now!
Gun: Holy shit!
Reggie: What the hell?
?: I said put your hands in the air!
Gun: hell no! why would we do that.
Luigi: because there's a gun to your forehead. (Points gun at Gun's and Reggie's heads at point blank)
A toad steps out from the trees
Six: so were being held up by a Toad and Mama Luigi
Luigi: Say that again and your brain will stain those trees. Now Toad bag them up and take him to the boss.
The group gets tied up bagged and transported to Mario tower which is near the mission objective.
Luigi: Ok, Toad take the bags off their heads.
Gun: where are we?
A chair turns and Mario appears.
Mario: you are in the pent house Mario tower my friends.
Reggie: Mario tower?
Mario: Yes home of the biggest crime family in the world.
Perce: Why did you bring us here?
Mario: That letter you are delivering contains bank codes, and social security numbers to opposing companies. I plan on using them to expand my company and monopolize.
Gun: Well were not giving them to you.
Mario: and why would you say that.
Gun: Because we already cut the ropes. Reggie break the windows were leaving.
Reggie: Weapon make AK-47.
Reggie shots the window and it shatters group jumps out the window
Six: why did we jump?
Gun: Because I packed parachutes.
Gun hands everyone a parachute
Reggie: perfect we can just glide to the target.
Perce: unless we get shot.
Six: they won't shot they don't know who as the codes.
Perce: good point.
About 20 minutes pass and the team deliver the codes and start to move out back home when….
Gun's phone:Ring a ding ding pick up your freakin phone numbnuts.
Gun: uhh Reggie we have a major job to do.
Reggie: what now
Gun: We have to fight a war
Reggie: WHAT!
Gun: yeah ninjamongoose is asking for soldiers
Perce: are Six and I coming.
Gun: no you guys hold down the fort and do more jobs, me and Reggie will go. Reggie we leave in one hour.
Message from author
Hey it's BigJakethePanda here to say please comment, leave jobs for the guild, and try to tell me how I could make things better also if you haven't checkout ninjamongoose's stories and by the way thanks ninjamongoose for putting Gun and Reggie in the war
