The Mis-Adventures Of ZOIDS Wednesday, July 31, 2002 9:46:15 AM

By Charles Joseph Coles Chapter I

Bit Cloud would slowly make his way through the hangar, the setting just like any other, except for one thing.. THE LIGER ZERO WAS MISSING! Bit, whom was now trippin [ Goin Crazy ] began to run around the hangar, eventualy slamming face first into a nearbye wall. 4 hours had passed and he now awoke, and the first thing that would come into view was a very badly trashed Zoid arm, and Yes as you wouldve guessed it..it belonged to no other but the Liger. Bit now practically crying would follow a trail of dented and charred metal, and soon would bump into Leena whom sat upon the foot of her Gunsniper.

Bit: LEENA?? What happened to the Liger?

Leena: How should I know??

Bit: BECAUSE THE METAL SCARPS LEAD TO YOU

Leena: SO?? It dosent mean that I got bored so used your Zoid for target practice or anything

Bit: DAMNIT LEENA, DONT PLAY GAMES, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

Leena would now sigh, and jump off of the Gunsniper, picking up a nearbye wrench as she did.

Leena: Well Bit..I used it for target practice...

She would then smile, and extend her arm, wrench still in hand and simply whack Bit sensless with it.. 6 hours later But would awake just to see Dr. Leon and Jamie flirting..so Bit shut his eyes tight and acted as if he were still knocked out..but he heard the whole thing.

Dr. Leon: So Jamie..did you like those pants I got you

Jamie: Of course Honey why wouldnt I ^^;?

Dr.Leon: Why dont you try them on Sexeh?? ;D

Jamie: Sure why not..

So the two would make their way to jamies room..and Bit would get up..shaking and a bit Traumitized from the whole ordeal. He would make his way up to the living room section of the carrier, and hear the shower, then Leena's disgusting singing, And what would be at the Bathroom window, nothing But Harry Champ drooling staring at Leena while she showered. Soon he would have to look away due to the sound of metal clanking. Bit would hear it aswell and go outside to check it out...

Robot: Oh Judge..you are so beautiful

Judge: Just as you

Yes..harry's robot companion was @#$%& the Judge, though that was not actually possible.. they were, but it sooned ended as the Shadow Fox, whom was returning from a battle stomped on the two robots..yes indeed this was a quite odd day...

TO BE CONTINUED...