Artist: Pikajenn Album: Songs in the Key of Whatever LP Song: The Real Pika Crazies www.PikababyWorld.com May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Pikachu crazies please stand up? I repeat will the real Pikachu crazies please stand up? We're going to have a problem here c (Verse 1) Ya'll act like you never seen a Pikachu before jaws all on the floor like I just Thundershocked your ass right through the door started whoopin your ass worse than before the first time I blasted you and you came back for more (scream) (Oh no!) It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?" And Pidgeot said ....Nothing you idiots Pidgeot fled, Ash released it and now we gotta walk instead (haha) Team Rocket wants Pikachu Pika pika pika, yo crazy, I'm so sick of them look at them, walking around digging a hole or two tryin' to steal you know who "Yeah, but it's so cute though" I think Ash's got a couple of screws up in his head loose but no worse than what's going on up in the Meowth balloon Sometimes I wanna evolve and just let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Charizard to snooze and make Ash loose The lizard gotcha pissed, the lizard gotcha pissed and if Ash would've ducked, the Ember might've missed and that's the kind of trainer my human Ashura is and he expects Charizard to obey his every wish. Of course it's not gonna obey him by the time it's reached that level, It's only going to flambay him. We ain't nothing but animals; well some of us can't evolve Like Mew, the mystery that humans cannot solve. But if they can force us Pokémon to quick evolve Then I can destroy you like a heated can of areosol But if you feel like you gotta steal I'm going to reveal. Team Rocket grab your nets and hoes, sing the chorus and it goes... (Chorus) I'm Pikachu Crazy So Pikachu Crazy That my vision is getting red and hazey So won't the real Pika Crazy... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm Pikachu Crazy Yes I'm the real Crazy All you other Pikachu Crazies are just imitating So won't the real Pika Crazy... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up (Verse 2) Gary Oak doesn't brag when he gets a badge or two Well Ash does, so whoohoo and whoop dee doo. You think I give a care about Giovanni? Half you Rockets can't catch me, let alone can me. "But Pika, what if they win, wouldn't you be scared?" Why? Those guys will just lie so they can be reveared? About how they had Pikachu backed in a corner (I'm so scared!). Hah, Team Rocket better switch their gears So I can Thunderpunch 'em, Isn't Pallet near? And hear 'em argue over how they got blasted so far. I warned you I'd blast you on the count of three "Yeah it's cute, but I think it's only Level 23, teehee" I should go find MewTwo or is it Mew3? And show the whole world how you tried bring on the end(scream) I'm sick of Team Rocket tryin' to steal me, all you do is annoy me So I have come here to destroy you And theres a million Pokémon just like me Who rush like me Who just don't give a PI! like me Who attack like me Who wanna destroy Team Rocket like me They just might be the next best thing Watch and see (chorus) (Verse 3) I'm like a Pokédex to listen to Cause I'm only telling you things you joke about with other Rockets inside your little dorm room The only difference is I got the guts to say it, Hey you, don't spray it And I don't gotta lie or be ten feet tall I just sit on Ash's shoulders and say it Even if you can't understand it (rip) I'm just smarter than 90% of you Rockets out there Then you wonder how I can Thunderpunch you like the clowns you are. Its funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I finish with your game I'll be the only Pika in the Orange League Hall of Fame. Blasting you off with the help of Bulbasuar and Squirtle, hey I'm working But even when Charizard ain't working And every single person is a Pika Crazy lurkin' He could be workin at Poké King spittin on your Oddish rings Or blastin' over the PokéCenter with a ding screaming I'll catch youuuuuuu With his feet down and air bags up So will the real Pika Crazy, please stand up and put one of those digits on each paw up and to be proud to be outta your Type and outta control and (be blasted off) one more time, far as you can, how high can you go? (chorus)
