The Many Endings of 'X- Files'
By; Queen Momoko and Elizabeth Carson
** Surgeon General's Warning- Anyone who does not like characters to die should not read this **
Mulder and Scully were chasing Krychec/k through the woods. When all of a sudden a bright, white light appeared and shone down on them.
Chorus: What the hell!?!?
Mulder, Scully and Ratboy find themselves in a big spaceship.
Chorus.
Ratboy shoots Scully.
Chorus.
Mulder shoots Ratboy.
Chorus.
Ratboy shoots Mulder.
You got it. Chorus.
They are all slowly dying. And making sure they are getting their fair share of bad language in - #$@!%^&**#$%@(*) **+.
Chorus.
In a drunken rage the government shoots down the spaceship.
Chorus.
Three words- Crash and Burn!!!
We get the point.....Chorus.
Distraught beyond belief about Mulder's death, the (big surprise) living Samantha commits suicide off the top of the United Nations building In New York.
Chorus!
Distressed beyond belief that his daughter committed suicide, Cancer Man commits suicide by ingesting a lighted cigarette while looking at his Samantha's picture.
Chorus.
The military gets royally pissed off about Cancer Man's death and they blame Skinner. So guess what......you got it!!! Skinner bites the dust.
Chorus.
Now the FBI is pissed off too. They now wage civil war against the military.
Chorus.
The war ends in a spectacular shoot out which involves a giant cow shit bomb.
Chorus!
The government falls apart and accidentally, on purpose, release a nuclear bomb......
Chorus.
Which caused a nuclear holocaust!!!
Chorus.
And the rest is history!!! (If you don't get that, it means that the world was completely destroyed beyond any hope of renovation, even beyond God. Now shut up!!)
Chorus!!!!!!
