Chapter 1- The Fox Hosting

Here we go! The first day of my freshman year! Go first years! I took a long stride to my class and finally made it. I stepped into the room and to my surprise, the class was mostly girls and some seemingly faceless boys. I took a seat at the desk closest to the door, So up front to the right.

"um hi, I'm Haruka Kanakura, welcome to class 1-A." she had a warm smile and two ribboned buns on her brunette head. "hows it going? My name is Fuku Niji. You have lovely hair." she turned pinkish in her cheeks but then she started to inspect me, "oh my thank you. You have very interesting eyes, one blue and one brown? Tell me are you in the host club?" "... Host Club?" "oh yes there's a host club full of handsome gentleman who entertain their guests, my big sister, who's a 2nd, told me all about them. There's Haruhi Fujioka, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Kyoya Otori, and Tamaki Suoh. They had 2 other members but they graduated." "R- Really!"

After school Kanakura chan led me to music room 3. She swung open the door, "I know you're not open yet, but I have a new host for you!" she pushed me forward. ... She was right, they were all so beautiful... I can't handle it! It's like a thousand rays of sunshine burning into my eyes. It burns, but I can't help but look!

"Welcome newcomers, what are your names?" asked a beautiful blond in grand gestures. "I'm Haruka Kanakuro. My sister is a frequent guest of Haruhi." "yes of course the resemblance is uncanny. You're both so lovely." Kanakuro Chan turned bright red, he turned to me... And I did the same. "my my, who might you be?" "F-Fuku Niji!" "well well, how may I help you?" "I-I-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I-" in this situation, his face was very close to mine, and I couldn't help but studder. "Uh... Yes Tamaki, this is Fuku Niji, he would like to become a host."

"well then let's take a look at him shall we?" two voices said in unison. These must be the Hitachiins... No one said they were twins! They moved Tamaki away and started inspecting me, touching me, and asking me questions. "well the red hair is definitely interesting." said the one on the left. "yes and the two different colored eyes are nice, but I'm afraid his hair is too shaggy." "yes Kaoru, but that's a simple fix." "indeed, very well then, with the okay we can fix him." Tamaki came up to me, "yes, he will be just perfect! Hop to it!"

They picked me up by the arms and sprinted to a room in the back. They started touching me and fiddling with my hair and feeling me up! Its getting too hot in here! It was finally over, I swear I wouldn't be able to take anymore! They told me to wait behind the curtain while they announced me. "And now the new Fuki Niji!" the curtains opened.

"um how does it look?" "Niji kun! You look adorable! Almost like a girl! ... Wait... Mommy, is Fuku-" "no, you're fine this time." mommy? Oh yeah Kanakura said something about this, so the black haired one is Kyoya. "umm I'm not a girl, haha if I was how would I be able to host?" there was a dumb struck silence. "haha okay? So what's the first thing I should do?" "worry not my friend! I Host King Tamaki Suoh shall personally train you!" "really!" "yes! Now let's get started before hosting hours begin!"

He started to teach me all kinds of things. Theres more to hosting than I thought? Wait why am I doing this again? Oh yeah I was asked to by Kanakura chan! "Alright, now when holding a glass, extend your pinky as a cushion to reduce noise." I picked up a glass and tried to follow his example. But it was still a little loud. "here let's try like this." he went behind me and guided my hand with his... Pink... No bright red! Tamaki noticed, "hmm? Is something wrong? ... Your not falling for me are you?" he said in a sarcastic tone. "no way!" I quickly answered.

Hosting hours began and I was super nervous, but lucky for me Kanakura requested me, so I wouldn't be totally alone. "so Niji kun, why did you join the host club?" asked a black haired girl named Kikiyo. Well I couldn't tell them a bland story about being asked by a class mate who was sitting right next to her... Let's see, "well I wanted to be able to entertain young beautiful ladies like yourself." I smiled. I think it worked? "oh wow, your eyes are amazing, I've never seen eyes like that, they're so beautiful!" said a brown haired girl named Saki. "Yes but not a beautiful as yours. So deep, so cool, I hope you won't see through me and desires." I leaned in. She blushed. THANK YOU TAMAKI SUOH! if not for his tips I would be dead!

Hosting hours ended and I got a few requests! I feel so proud of myself! The door opened, "hello hosts. Is Haruhi still here?" it was a dude! Was he- is he thank kind of persuasion! "GAH! No it's not like that! Haruhi is my friend! Uh I'm Kasanoda. Don't get on my bad side or you're dead!" he growled at me, "haha pleasure to meet you!" I smiled, "can we be friends too?" he looked at me, "yeah sure whatever." "haha, so Kasanoda since we're buddies wanna hang out?" he walked up to me, "hey... Uh are you a chick?" "what?" "nothing!" "huh, I wonder? Lately allot of people have been asking me that? Maybe I should start dressing like one or something?" "huh! No I was just kidding!" "so was I haha. So Kasanoda do you like kick the can?" "Uh yeah." "let's play sometime okay?" "yeah sure." "hey why don't I invite Haruhi!" I ran over to the bonus room to find... "A GIRL!"