Chapter 1

"you are to marry the heir to the Kasanoda mafia group." "yes father." "he's also the walking blizzard. Don't fight him." "yes father." "bring about a healthy son." "yes father." "now go to school." "yes father."

My name is Ryoko Monsuta and from birth I've been trained to be a killer. My hair is long and Silver and straight. My eyes are as red as the blood others will shed. Based on what I know my betrothed is the walking blizzard because of his stare. What else do I know about him? Well its been said that if your eyes meet his you'll have bad dreams for three months, if you bump into him you'll end up in the hospital, and talking back to him sends you to an early grave... Amateur.

I roamed the halls of the ouran academy, he wasn't in his class rooms. I've never seen him, there was always a screen in front of his face. Wait does he even know about this marriage? Yes of course he does! Let's see I was told he has long red hair, shouldn't be too hard to spot.

Meanwhile in the ouran gardens.

"hey, do you like playing kick the can?" "well it's not my favorite, but every once in a while?" wow, Fujioka really does look like a chick, I've never gotten a chance to talk to a girl like this, chicks are especially afraid of me- WAIT WHAT AM I THINKING FUJIOKA'S A DUDE!

And back

"Music room three, that girl said he would be in here. What is he part of a club or something?" I opened the door and to my surprise no one was inside. Then I heard the door open behind me so I hid on the ceiling like a ninja heh heh heh. In walks a handsome young boy with red paint all over his uniform. He went into the back room, probably to change.

As I was about to get down the door opened again. This time to a red haired young man with a frog face. That must be him! Well he's not that scary, with the proper lovely item- I mean nothing scares me! I'm the toughest of the tough! He walked toward the door and opened it.

"hey Fujioka I just wanted to say-" his face turned red and he ran out of the room, "IM SORRY!" a bunch of other boys came in, "peeping Tom!" said the twins. "no I swear I'm not!" "Kaoru he knows haruhi's a girl we must induce amnesia!" "hold him down!" at that point I hopped down from where I was.

"HEY YOU IDIOTS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" I bonked them on the heads! "what the! Where did you come from!" they yelled. "doesn't matter! I won't allow you to bash his skull in with that bat!" they stared at me confused, "what?" "you're defending him?" "of course? Why wouldn't I? After all-" "this is Miss Ryoko Monsuta. She's the daughter to the second most powerful mafia group in Japan. Shes referred to as the charming monster. Her looks can't be compared but she's said to fight as the devil himself. And looks like she knows our secret too. You both being the people you are you must know all the stories of the black onion squad. It's been said they can be mobilized in the blink of an eye. You can keep quiet about Haruhi right?" said the raven haired devil with glasses.

We nodded. It felt like more of threat? Wait how did he know all that about me? Then again it's just basic info. I turned to Kasanoda, "hello, you already know my name but I hope to become better acquainted." I held out my hand for him to shake, "uh sure." his eyes were lingering back to Haruhi... His face was turning pink... DONT TELL ME! HE LIKES HER!

It's over for me! If I can't even charm a man, there's no way I- wait we're getting married so it's okay. But I dont want him to cheat on me? I don't know what I would do- I mean! I'd bash his brains in!

I decided to take a look at my new class mates. A stupid blond, a Money grubbing jet black, ginger twins, a boy Lolita, and... My eyes glittered, A WATCH DOG FROM HELL! he was so cute! I mean stoic. He was calm, quiet, and wore a pokerface. He's got to be the one man for me! Wait I'm getting married! Well If he's gonna cheat then so can I! Wait hold on... I'll just get Kasanoda jealous and then get married. As the killer I am this should work! Plus I'll get to spend time with him!

I ran up to the tall one, "Hello! My name is Ryoko. May I be honored with yours?" "Mori." "As in Morinozuka?" "mm" my eyes glittered even more, "I'm a huge fan! Ive heard all about you! Please carry my books for me!" "what?"

"I'm sorry, she's getting ahead of herself." "oh Yuuki! This is my identical sister Yuuki. We'll be transferring into class 1-A tomorrow." the twins eyes lit up. Yuuki's eyes glittered at the sight of Kasanoda, why can't we just switch places?