Fairly Odd Dorian Gray Parents

One late Spring day, as the autumn leaves crackled under children's feet and the summer sun glistened off the winter snow, Dorian Gray walked through the park in the year 2012, just as handsome as ever. Dorian Gray was as handsome as he was, even though he was super old which is kind of gross, because he's friend painted a picture of him that made him look hot forever.

Anyway, he's walking along and he notices everybody looking at him. Dorian Gray rolled his eyes. "Everybody keeps staring at me because I'm so hot," Dorian Gray muttered under his breath. "Sometimes I wish I wasn't so hot."

SUDDENLY, two magical fairies magically appeared in front of him. One was green, the other was pink. They were Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents.

"Dorian," Wanda nagged in her nagging voice "You can't just change your mind about wanted to be hot or not willy-nilly."

Then Cosmo said something hilarious and loveable.

"Shut up Wanda!" Dorian shouted. Wanda gasped! She'd never been spoken to so rudely in all her magical life. Timmy Turner was usually polite and appreciative of his fairy godparents, but Dorian Gray was something else. Boy oh boy! Cosmo was about to say the punch line when…

Dorian Gray murdered them!

To be continued…