That's So Desmond

Disclaimer: I don't own LOST.

A/N: So the title is taken from the tv show That's So Raven. This is basically going to have fun with what could happen now that Desmond can see into the future. There will be a lot of Niki/Paulo bashing and just a lot of other insane stuff that I don't know how to categorize.

Desmond was mad at Locke and Sayid for sticking him with these two new people that apparently had been there the whole time but no one had noticed them before. He had tried making conversation with the two of them but they were terribly distraught with Eko's death, even though Desmond never remembered them talking to Eko at all so he decided to ask them.

"So, were you two friends with Eko?' Desmond asked.

"No. We actually never talked to him." Niki said.

"Oh. I never talked to him either."

"Then why are we just standing here in silence?" Paulo asked impatiently.

"Because we're having a moment of silence to respect him you idiot!" Niki said.

"Are you two together?" Desmond inquired.

Niki looked at Paulo and he looked back at her.

"I'm just wondering, since Claire found you two in Jack's tent yesterday."

Niki opened her mouth wide. "I thought they cut that from the show!"

"Yeah so did I! They said that that would be a trashy way of introducing our characters!"

"Just because it wasn't shown in the show doesn't mean it didn't happen and no one saw. We all know. When the show isn't on it's not like we freeze or anything."

"We don't? I thought we did."

"No. The writers only put in the show what they think is important. Like last season, Kate and Jack had this really meaningful scene in the finale where he told her she meant a lot to him and then of course Michael interrupted them right before they were about to kiss but then they realized that it cut into my flashback time so they cut it out. Also they decided to go down the skate path instead this season so it wouldn't have worked out."

"Well the writers were stupid for introducing us the way they did. I mean really they made us look like a bunch of idiots." Paulo complained.

"You are a bunch of idiots." Desmond muttered and he stood up. But suddenly, he stopped and zoned out with his eyes wide.

"What is he doing?" Niki said.

"I think he's having a flashback." Paulo said.

"I didn't know that when you flashback you actually zone out. I thought it was just you remembering what happened. " Niki said.

"Well it's not like we would know. We've never actually had a flashback." Paulo said bitterly.

"That's true. We should complain to the writers." Niki said.

"Where are the writers anyway?"

"I don't know."

"But didn't Desmond just have a flashback episode?"

"Well so did Eko." Niki pointed out.

"True but he died today so they had to give him another flashback episode."

So all they could do was wait for Desmond's "Flashback" to be over.

Finally it was.

"Whoa." Desmond said.

"Um, isn't that what Hurley says?" Paulo said.

"Yeah you're sounding out of character. The audience won't be happy about that." Niki chimed in.

"Nevermind that! Sawyer and Kate are gonna get it on!"

"Sawyer and Kate?" Paulo said. "Hm that would be one hot ship."

"Yeah it would be huh?" Niki grinned as they both imagined the possibilities.

Desmond rolled his eyes. "You really are a bunch of idiots."

A/N: So please let me know what you think of this. I have a lot planned and if you have any ideas please let me know. I'm planning to make fun of pretty much everything so the possibilities are endless. Oh and I really do love the writers even though it may not seem like it. :D