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Kisame Goes On A Date With A Crazy Lady!!!
Kisame opened the mailbox and took out it's contents. He stood there annoyed.
Kisame: Why the hell do we get so much junk mail?
He looked through the pile as he headed back to the hide out. At least 90 percent of the mail today was junk mail and the other 5 percent bills. He looked down at a pink frilly envelope. It had his name in a heart and smelled like perfume. He walked inside and put the rest of the mail down. He opened the envelope and found another girly frilly card inside. He read it in his head.
Dear Kisame Hoshigaki,
First of all this might sound crazy but I liked you from the first time I saw you swimming at the community beach, I couldn't help but stare you have one of the most amazing body I have ever seen! You are so built and so yummy to look at! You are so hot! I would give anything just to go out on a date with you! I am so in love with you and the way your big sword swings around had me drooling! Yah not the one on your back right? Well I would really like you to call me and we could go out some time if you want. I just want to be with you and see where it goes from there. So what do you say and let's give it a chance? Oh here's a pic of me so you know what I look like:)
Spyder cell 555-7417
P.S. Don't worry I already know your phone #
He just stared at the note and reread it out loud just to be sure of what it said. Itachi walked in half way threw and stopped and looked at Kisame.
" Are you going on a date with her?" Itachi stared at him with a bit of confusion.
"Aahhh, I don't know yet. Maybe."
"You should, for as long as I know you, you haven't been out on a date since you joined the Akatsuki." Itachi crossed his arms.
"What? Kisame has a date, un?" Deidara walked over drinking a Corona beer. " Are you going tonight, un?
"Huh? I haven't even asked her yet! And by the way she asked me out, I didn't ask her!" Kisame said.
He was a bit mad that everyone was going to know his business. Deidara had such a big mouths! By lunch everyone is going to know. Well he mind as well ask her out because if he didn't the guys would bug him about it and never stop!
"I'll call her a in a while. Well she said she sent a picture."
He looked in the envelope and saw the picture he pulled it out and looked at it. His mouth dropped open and no words came out. Deidara snorted.
"Is she that ugly, un?" He went over and grabbed the picture. Then his face went to the same expression.
"What is wrong with you two? Itachi said annoyed.
Itachi walked over and took the picture from Deidara and looked at it. Even though he lacked emotion he did however blush! It was a picture of Spyder in a two piece bathing suit in a very seductive pose. Let just say it looked like she was picking up a penny. Kisame grabbed the picture back from the blushing Uchiha who held it almost drooling for at least two minutes. He put the picture back in the envelope and walk to the kitchen. The other two followed him like tazared sheep. Kisame put the envelope on the table and got himself a coke from the fridge. He turned to see the two still standing there just looking at him. He sat down at the table.
"Is there some thing you guys wanted?"
"Are you going to call her, un?" Deidara smiled his half cocked smile.
"Yah, I will in a bit. What's it to ya?" Kisame sounding a bit annoyed.
" Why don't you just do it now, un?"
"What's the difference between now and in a bit? I'll call her when I want to call her! So screw off!"
"Well if it's not a big deal just do it now." Itachi handed him the cordless phone.
Kisame just stared at the phone before grabbing it and looking at his partner annoyed. He stood up and was leaving the room.
"Fine, I'm going to call her and don't follow me either!" He walked to his room and slammed the door. Great now he was going to have to call her! He just looked at the phone and then pulled out the letter again. He just stared at the number and shook his head. Mind as well just do it and get it over and done with. He punch in the number and then the ringing started. He was a bit nervous and was glad that the guys couldn't see him.
"Hello? OMG Kisame is that you? Oh I just knew you would call! So do you want to go out on a date tonight I have tonight off and that would be so perfect! EEeekk I can't believe you called me and so fast! I just dropped the letter off this morning and sat on the neighbors lawn to make sure you got it!(not a very good hideout huh?) Oh did you get the picture I sent you? Well I would of sent you one nude but I didn't want to look like a whore or to easy you know! but I am easy! So it that a yes? Please don't say no I really do like you!"
Kisame was a bit stunned by her he really didn't know what to say to her.
"Y-y-yes?"
"OMG this is so awesome you so rock so what about 6 sound ok to you?"
"Yay sure whatever."
"Good I'll pick you up at 6"
She hung up her phone. Kisame just sat on the bed really not knowing what to feel. was this good or bad. But then he smiled he had a date and all the guys were going to know! Plus she was smokin' hot and was easy! So he was also going to get laid tonight. Now to a guy that was something to brag about! And would also get him some hi-5's! Right now he was the man! Right on but now what should he wear. He actually want to make a good impression on himself. True he never really got may dates and the ones he did get where with fugly but hey if you need to get laid who cares right? All you need is a good imagination! Now he could brag about her she was hot. He went out of the room and back to the living room where there were twice as many guys in the room. Hidan and Tobi had joined the other two and were watching T.V.
"Heard you got a fucking date sushi! Congratulations now I can finally say you do have balls and your not a fucking fruitcake!"Hidan looked up at him with a grin on his face.
"So are you going, un?" Deidara grinned. Which Kisame hated he wished he could just punch out his all too perfect teeth!
"Yah I'm going out tonight and we're leaving at 6. So why is it such a big deal when was the last time any of you had dates?" Kisame went to the kitchen to get some coffee.
"Can Tobi come with you?!" Tobi chased after Kisame.
"No Tobi no you can't come with us! Do you even know what a date is?!" Kisame turned and crossed his arms and looked down at the man boy.
"Yes you go out with a girl and have a good time! Tobi likes to have a good time! But Tobi doesn't have a girl to have a good time with so he wants to come with you and your girl!"
"Tobi no you can't come with me! Look,..when you go on a date with a girl it's only one guy and one girl not two guys and one girl. So no you can't come with me!"
Tobi looked down at the ground sad. He wanted to go an a date too! Kisame just smacked his face with his hand and rubbed it down his face. Pein would be so pissed off if Tobi was sad. He was always angry if something was wrong with Tobi. So they all had to keep the little guy entertained and happy. Which was really easy to do thank Hidan's Jashin. Everyone did wonder why Pein insisted that they watch out for him or why he even kept him around. But nobody was stupid enough to ask Pein either. Besides after a while the little guy grew on you. Like a kid brother, he annoyed the hell out of you but you seemed to like having him around but would never admit it to anyone!
"Tobi look,.. how about you can come on the second date? If there is even a second date with her."
He looked up at Kisame and if he wasn't wearing a mask you could see his cute little smile on his Obito face.
"Yah! Tobi gets to go too! We are going to have a good time right Kisame!"
Tobi ran up to him and gave him a big hug, Kisame pushed Tobi off of him. He was glad to see Tobi happy again. So he went to get some coffee and turned to see Kakuzu sitting at the table doing what kinda looked like taxes. But he was probably just counting the interest on his bank accounts again. Kakuzu didn't look up.
"So you have a date tonight?"
"Yah everyone seems to know my business around here. So what do you have to add then huh?" Kisame stood there with his mug in his hand.
"Nothing but what are you planning on doing with her?" He just kept on counting.
"Is that any of your business? Man to man what do you think my plan is?"
"That's not what I ment I'm not a pervert! I ment what are you planning to do with her?" He looked up at him.
"Oh, Never thought about that. I'll figure something out before I go. Thanks Kakuzu Never thought about that."
Kisame walked into the living room and thought. What am I going to with her before I try to get into her pants or skirt or whatever she wears? Well they were going out to supper so he needed to find a good restaurant that didn't mind having a 6'7 foot blue guy in it with really sharp teeth. He decided he needed to look in the phone book. He found the phone book in the closet and went back to his room to check things out. Ah, he found a restaurant and it looked good enough plus it was close to the beach and you didn't have to dress up! Good he thought well she did say she saw me at the beach so it would be perfect. Good now that was taken care of he went to his closet and picked out some clothes. He picked out black cargo pants and a white fitted T-shirt and a button up t-shirt skater style! (drooling on the key board, oops!) that was now taken care of so now all he need was protection. So he went to his secret stash of condoms that were hidden in his closet in a suitcase. Yes a suit case! Hey everyone should own condoms when you protect yourself your protecting others. As well as your life and health. (end condom commercial) well he put a couple in the pocket of his cargo's.
There he was done for now and he still had 7 more hours to go until it was time. Yes he was nervous but he had to find something to do until it was time to go. So he decided to go grocery shopping. It wasn't his turn but hey it would keep him distracted. Time passed la la la la la la la la la la Kay! He was done the list it was Itachi's turn anyways and he didn't shop so it was his turn. He hated to shop but someone had to do it. And on top of that when they did shop they had to take Tobi with them. And he just got into everything like a 4 year old did. But in the end he behaved if you bought him chocolate or candy or a couple of those cheap toys they sell in those vending machines on the way out. this time he wasn't too bad but he did get chased by a lady because he thought it was Orochimaru but it turned out to be some chick named Paris with her pet Tinkerbell.
It was 2 hours away now so he decided to go shower and get ready for his big date. By the time he was done she was going to be there in 20 minutes.
Spyder Arrives And Meets The Boys!
She shows up 15 minutes early and gets to meet the guys. but no one went to go tell Kisame she arrived yet. so she is stuck with them until he comes down luckily it was for only 5 minutes. what a first impression but will her's be that crazy? Find out next time!
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