GlitchStuck
Hi ! I really love Homestuck, and yesterday I was thinking about John's live BEFORE Sburb. He surely had friends, didn't he? Well, that made me writing this. So yeah. It might sound really weird, but Homestuck is the weirdest thind I've ever read sooooo… Also, in my imagination, John only had one friend, a guest room in his house and Vriska is the thief of LIGHT (good) and not LUCK. It's an important thing. And she doesn't keep it for her. Okay, let's begin!
CHAPTER 1
March 31, 2009
- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering dreamyInsomniac [DI] at 14:52 –
EB : hi elly!
DI : hello, John! ^u^
EB : so, what are you doing?
DI : reading Harry Potter, and you? ;?
EB : oh, nothing special.
EB : hey, i was thinking that we could watch some movies!
DI : I can't! I was only taking a little break from putting my thing in boxes…
EB : why do you have to move, again?
DI : because my sister have a new job. in Canada.
EB : :(
EB : well… you could take a long break? like… 6 hours?
DI : john. I can't.
EB : aw…
DI : …
EB : you changed, elly. bef-
DI : things happened. and you know how it affected me.
EB : but still… i'll probably never see you again!
DI : …
DI : only three movies.
EB : yay! :D
=== Be Elly.
You can't be Elly because nobody can be Elly.
=== Be John.
You are in front of a real problem. Only three movies?! Elly is really busy! You used to watch at least five movies before. But then, Elly's parents died and her sister had to take care of her, and everything changed. You even asked to your dad if Elly could live with you, and her sister was about to say yes, but then, she got a new job, and POUF! Your only real-life friend move to Canada. DING DONG.
===Open the door.
You open the door. There's Elly, wearing her pink snowsuit, a gift box in the hand. You still can't stop thinking that she looks like Snow-White, except with some looking-alive hair.
JOHN : hi!
ELLY : ^-^ hello!
JOHN : hum…
JONH : why are you carrying a gift?
ELLY : it's for you! since I won't be here for your birthday.
JOHN : oh! thanks!
JOHN : can i open it now?
ELLY : of course you can!
===Open the birthday present.
You open it. Inside, there's a certificate, with the logo Sburb on it…
JOHN : :D
ELLY : you like it?
JOHN : :D
ELLY : …?
===Do a victory dance.
You do a victory dance. You're gonna have Sburb!
ELLY : I know that you really wanted this game, so I pre-ordered it for you!
JOHN : YAAAAAY! :D
ELLY : ^u^
ELLY : you should have it somewhere around April 10th.
JOHN : :D
===Be Dave.
You are now Dave Strider. You're playing with your Bro's Xbox, but you are interrupted by a noise coming from your computer.
===Check your computer.
There's someone trying to pestering you.
===Answer.
- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 15:23 –
EB : guess what!
TB : i don't know
EB : come on! try, at least!
TB : listen, i'm busy now
EB : :B
TG : you have a new stupid cage's movie
EB : even better than that!
TG : then i don't fucking know
EB : i'll have sburb for my birthday! :D
TG : nice
TG : i think my bro have pre-ordered it too
TG : but…
TG : why do you know it
EB : it's elly's gift, and since she's moving, she gave to me now!
TG : cool
TG : that reminds me
TG : tell her to contact me later
EB : okay!
I'm gonna stop here, for now. The next chapter should come later today, because I'm bored to death and it's raining outside :(
