Orochimaru's Bath Time

"Kabuto" Lord Orochimaru demanded. "yes Lord Orochimaru?"Asked Orochimaru's right hand man. "Fix me a bath." said the snake man. "Yes Lord Orochimaru" answered Kabuto back to his snake master. "Oh and Kabuto.." "Yes Lord Orochimaru?" "Don't forget the bubbles and purple bath beads." said the snake man with hope that Kabuto would not forget. "I won't Lord Orochimaru don't worry" said the ninja info card man. "Oh and Kabuto don't forget my ducky!!"said the snake man. "I won't Lord Orochimaru don't worry Lord Orochimaru." Said Kabuto, pushing up his glasses. "Don't forget my submarine either" said Orochimaru much like child would if they left their toy at a friends house. "I won't Lord Orochimaru." said Kabuto hopping he could just hurry up and get his master's bath ready. "Don't forget my romance novel either it's getting really good." said Orochimaru. "What's it about Lord Orochimaru?"Asked Kabuto in hope to steal the book when his master was finished with it. "I'm not telling you will just want to steal it if I do." said Orochimaru pretty much reading the YOUNG boy's mind. "No I want Lord Orochimaru just tell me what it is about." said Kabuto really wanting to know what it was about now. "Fine it is about young boys" said the snake man in that creepy yet awesome hissy voice. "Wow Lord Orochimaru um yeah you don't have to worry I want steal that book." Said the silver haired ninja about to freak out. "You don't like little boys they are so much smexier Than men." said the snake man. Um Lord Orochimaru I am more into men my age." "Oh so you would go for Itachi?" asked the sanin. "Never" said Kabuto bluntly. "Anyway I like Kakashi." "Ah the copy ninja." said the purple Michael Jackson Gene Simions child. "Yes Lord Orochimaru" said the silver haired man pushing up his glasses yet again. "Kabuto why do you say my name so much?" asked the "lord" "Because you told me too Lord Orochimaru." said Kabuto. "Well stop it." "Yes Lord Orochimaru" "I said stop!!" "Sorry Lor……" "STOP IT!!" "Yes Lord……." "KABUTO I SAID STOP IT!!" "Yes sir let me just go do your bath and don't worry I want forget anything." said Kabuto exiting the room quickly. Orochimaru waited for a few minutes before Kabuto came back and told him his bath was ready. Orochimaru got and headed to his bathroom, when he was in the bathtub Kabuto went into Orochimaru's room and began to look through the book self and found the book he was looking for How to Seduce a Young Boy in 10 easy steps. Kabuto sat down and began to read. "Yes now Sasuke-kun will be mine."