It was a normal day on the Thousand Sunny when something peculiar happened. "Man overboard!" yelled Franky.

"Where, where?" said Luffy.

"Right there." Said Usopp. As they looked to their left they could faintly see a piece of wood with a man hanging on to it for his dear life. But he soon slipped beneath the waves.

"Quick we have to save him!" Said Luffy.

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Later

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"Is he alright?" asked Nami.

"He will be fine." Zoro said.

"Where should we put him?" Usopp asked.

"How about the infirmary?" Robin answered.

"It is okay with me." Chopper said.

"Okay, to the infirmary!" Franky yelled.


Later in the infirmary.


As chopper was working he failed to notice the person was getting up.

"Dum de do dum de deGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chopper said as he was put into a headlock.

"If I twitch my arm one inch you be seein' your maker." Said the dude.

Just then Nami came in wondering what was happening for she heard a crash.

"Hey Chop-" Nami got out of her mouth when she saw the scene.

"What an amazing girl!" the stranger cried out when he let go of Chopper and knelt in front of Nami.

"I will give all the jewels of all the blues if you will be mine!" said the stranger.

"Great another Sanji," thought Nami.

"Well, first tell me your name." Nami asked.

"Of course my dear, I am Supreme Fleet Admiral of the Grandline Navy, Joseph Rev but call me Joe."

"Great we saved a Navy Admiral." Thought Nami.

"Mmmmmmm I'm hungry I go see what I can eat." Said Joe.

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In the dining room.

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"SANJI I'm hungry!!" Luffy yelled.

"I'm almost done Luffy so shut up."

"I smell ffffffffoooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Joe as he crashed into the door making it come off the hinges and hit Usopp, Robin, Franky, and Zoro.

Right as Sanji put the food on the table Joe and Luffy gobbled it down and asked for more. This event repeated itself for an hour and only Nami, Joe, and Luffy got anything to eat.

"So Joe, how did you become Supreme Admiral in the Grandline Navy?" Nami asked.

"Well I don't want to brag or anything but I got to be one by having extremely good physique. Just carve this beauty into your eyeballs." Joe said as he took off his shirt to show his muscles." And I got help from a devil fruit too."

"Oh really, what fruit?" asked Robin as she came back to consciousness.

"Well I can show you if anyone wants to fight," asked Joe.

"Uuggghhh." Usopp said as he came back to consciousness.

"I'll take this young lad on," said Joe as he pointed to Ussop.

"C'mon Usopp let's see what Joe's devil fruit is by you battling him," said Luffy as he grabbed Usopp's nose and pulled him to the deck.


The Deck


"Alright take this, pepper sauce star!" said Usopp.

"Usopp that was pitiful," taunted Joe.

"Oh yeah? Exploding star!" Usopp yelled.

"No, no, no, Usopp, don't say what you're going to hit them with or they will think of a way to dodge, like this." Said Joe as he dodged the attack and hit Usopp in the face with a punch.

"And Usopp is down for the count. Who will face Joe now!" said Nami.

"How about Chopper?" Said Luffy.

"And Chopper is next!!" yelled Nami.

"Looks like I might need to use my power." said Joe. Chopper turned into his power form and did a punch when Joe dodged and kicked Chopper knocking him back a bit. And that is when Joe used his fruit. " Bot Bot Missile!" yelled Joe. He suddenly disappeared. A few seconds later when tension was at its height Chopper suddenly exploded.

"You can't beat me Chopper, with my Bot-Bot fruit I am invincible!" yelled Joe who was running at a high speed and again Chopper blew up. This process ended after one minute when Chopper was knocked unconscious.

"Joe is the winner," said Nami. Everyone crowded around him and Chopper to make sure 1. Chopper was still alive and 2. Ask Joe what his devil fruit can do. "COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you join my pirate crew?" Luffy asked.

"Only if some young punk takes my job when I am clearly stronger." You could pretty much guess Joe's snail phone rang with the commander in chief saying that some young punk took his job and that was that. So with that Joe resigned and became a pirate and told the commander in chief to kiss his own ass.


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