I was just eating a grilled cheese sandwich one day, and being in a rather large Doctor Who mood I starting thinking of what would happen if the Doctor stole my (Rachel's) sandwich so here we go. If of course I traveled with the Doctor (I wish). Anyway, it's not my best work but I figured I would post it just in case you guys might enjoy it.
Rachel had just finished making, if she could say so herself, a pretty darned good grilled cheese. She had just taken it off of the Tardis' stove. The Tardis had a great kitchen, being larger on the inside allowed for some pretty big rooms. That and the fact that the cupboards were always stocked with what you needed.
Setting the perfect sandwich on a plate on the island she walked over to the pantry to get some chips, meanwhile the Doctor walked into the kitchen.
"Oooh sandwich." He said, reaching out and taking it.
Rachel spun around, grabbing a banana off the counter. "Get you hands off my food time boy." She said, wielding the banana like a gun
"Not likely, this is a Tardis made grilled cheese. Besides, what are you gonna do, banana me to death?"
Rachel looked at the fruit in her hand. "Hm, perhaps not." She inched her way over the the sink. Slowly, behind her back she grabbed the sprayer and turned on the water.
"But if you don't unhand that sandwich, I may be forced to do something to ruin that blue suit, not that I mind, I told you to stick with the brown."
"Not a chance."
"Fine." Rachel brought out the sprayer from behind her back and squeezed the lever, turning it on full blast and aiming right at the doctor's face.
So then it began, he grabbed the sprayer from the second sink and the battle ensued. When it finally ended both were soaked.
Then, laying wet and soggy on the floor was the one thing Rachel sought to protect. Her sandwich.
"." She yelled, falling to her knees.
Just then, Rose, walked in the doorway. She laughed. "I'm never leaving you two alone again.
Okay, okay, weird I know and don't ask me how this came to me.
