Hair: The Seduction!

"Then I got to thinking, how on Earth can I seduce him if I've got two combs and a brush sticking out of my hair like I'm some kind of freakish tree?" Hermione took a sip of her tea as she remembered that afternoon. "So, obviously, I decided to come to you."

"Hmm, that is quite a predicament." Lucius Malfoy steepled his fingers. "However, I think I have just the thing for your situation. Come along." And with a spring in his step, Lucius jumped up from his chair and grabbed Hermione's hand to lead her to his en-suite.

Hermione gasped when he opened the unassuming medicine cabinet. It was charmed to have a rotating potions rack within. After a few flicks of his wand, Lucius pulled out a small blue bottle.

"Here we are. Guaranteed to make your hair as sleek and as sexy as yours truly." Lucius handed the bottle over before bowing with a flourish.

Hermione smiled. "Ah, yes. But will it have Severus begging for it?"

Lucius flipped his hair over his shoulder and leered. "I can promise you, from my own personal experience, that you will have Severus panting at your feet."

Hermione smirked. "Excellent!"


Thanks again to drakien for her beta help. Title based on Hair: The Musical! If you haven't heard the song, I recommend it- especially if you go find catsplay's Alan Rickman Hair version on YouTube. Amazing stuff.

Just found out that Lucius is highly lacking in my life. Perhaps it had something to do with watching The Patriot yesterday. So you will probably see more of him. I have also made drakien write a couple of drabbles with him, so keep your eyes out for them as well.