The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: # 8
Pen Name: Cathy9
Pairing/Character(s): Emmett/Alice/Bella
Rating:M

Word Count: 498

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I swear to God, I am never going to do my baby sister another favor again as long as I live. All right that's a lie, the next time she jumps in my lap, wraps her arms around my neck and begs me to help her I'll just wait a little longer before I cave. She's annoying at the best of times and generally resembles a kitten on crack.

Yes, that is why I am currently behind the makeshift bar in one of her friend's studio apartments making orgasms, sex on the beach and blowjobs for twenty drunken women at the bachelorette party she is throwing for one of her friends from work. I offered to pay for Alice to take them all out to a real bar but she insisted on doing this her way. I drew the line when she wanted me to be part of one of the party games. There was no way in hell I was going to let blindfolded drunks anywhere near my body to play a raunchy version of pin the tail on the donkey.

Donkey, sort of sums up how I'm feeling right now, like a total jackass for agreeing to this. My older brother apparently stood up dropping Alice on her skinny little ass when she tried to get him to help her out. My mom's mad at him but I think her wrath would have been better than this evening.

"Emmett!"

"Hi Bella, what can I get you?"

"A Jack and Coke."

"Sure."

As I was making her drink I looked up and noticed that she was standing there grinning at me while she unbuttoned her shirt.

"Bella what the hell?"

"Don't you want to see my boobs Em?"

"Bella, if you were not dating my brother and my girlfriend wasn't standing over there glaring at me…"

"You just don't think I'm attractive," Bella started to cry.

"Bells, you've obviously had one too many. Now be a good girl and put your top back on."

"No, I want to put your shirt on instead."

"Bella?"

"Please Em?"

"I swear to God, I'm killing Alice," I huffed as I unbuttoned my white shirt and gave it to Bella.

I watched her walk away and hand it to Alice who didn't look too happy. I saw her walk over to her purse, pull out her wallet and hand Bella a bill. Bella laughed, strutted over to me and handed me my shirt back.

"Thanks Em, Alice bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't get you to take your shirt off. I knew you would because you always wear a T under your shirts just like Edward."

"Nice one Bells. Now you either owe me dinner or half the money."

"It would be cheaper to give you half the money Em."

"Damn, I was hoping you were just drunk enough to go for the dinner option."