So, yah, I'm sooooo bored. And supposed to be doing my homework. But I'm a procrastinator, so…Yeah I want to write a Fax one shot, cause I suck at Fax. Period. So here it is.
Disclaimer: I'm pissed, but I don't own Maximum Ride. It's on my Christmas list, though. Santa Claus, it's not that hard to sneak into JP's house…
"Max!" Nudge whined, twirling her corkscrew locks. "I'm bored!" Her friend Iggy nodded, staring a bit at Nudge.
"Yeah, Maxie! Let's play house!" Max, the only 'mature' one, sighed. She looked over at her dark haired friend, who looked content with scribbl- I mean drawing. Her pleading look had no effect on the boy, who's face was impassive even at an elementary age.
"Fine. Let's play house." Nudge and Iggy cheered, chattering happily.
"Max, you're the mommy, and Fang, you're the daddy!" Nudge chirped, giving Max and Fang 'big kid' clothes. Max grimaced, as Fang shook his head. But his dark skinned sister shot him a look, with pleading wide brown eyes, causing him to cave.
"Nudge. Owe me." His short sentences made Nudge shake her head disapprovingly, but with Fang's glare, she shut up.
"So, I'm the little princess, and Iggy's my pwince, and you guys have to kiss!" She announced, a fluffy boa around her neck. She placed a fake tiara on her head, grinning happily. Max frowned as she heard the last sentence.
"I won't kiss Fang! He has cooties!" She squealed, a look of disgust on her face. Fang, equally disgusted, grimaced.
"I don't have cooties! Max does!" He shouted. Iggy sighed.
"Yadda, yadda, yadda. We all have cooties. Now kiss!" He demanded. The 'married' couple shook their heads, stubborn glints in their eyes. Nudge growled.
"Kiss! Iggy, make them pwease!" As Iggy turned to deny the command, he couldn't say no to the cute face of his friend. He sighed, as just as Fang and Max argued, he pushed them together, making their lips brush each other for exactly 4 Mississippi's.
Well. That's according to Nudge.
~~~~~~18 Years Later~~~~~~~~~
"You may now kiss the bride!" The priest announced. The crowd anxiously watched the groom's movements, as a smirk appeared on the latter's face.
"No way. She has cooties." The crowd, mostly Iggy and Nudge, sighed. Max had an equally intelligent reply.
"Nuh uh! Fang has cooties!" She tainted, a smile hinting on her delicate features. Nudge slowly pushed Iggy forward, and the latter sighed.
'Its always me,' he thought, right before pushing Fang's head towards Max's. Their lips collided, and Iggy shook his head.
'It's always me,' he repeated in his mind, his thoughts cleared out from the roaring of the crowd.
AN: So, did ya like? I thought it was cute, but not Faxy enough.
So reviews and favorites! Bye! Ugh. I hate homework. _
