Santa is Creepy

Title: Santa is Creepy
Rating: K+
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Corazon's four year old son, Law, thinks Santa is creepy. [Modern AU] [Attempted Fluff] [Papa Cora and Little Law] [Warning: Doflamingo]


"Santa is creepy!" Law told his father after hearing the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."

"Huh?" Corazon blinked.

"Santa is creepy!" Law repeated.

"What do you mean, Law?" Corazon asked. "He gives good boys free presents!"

"He sees people when they are sleeping!" Law argued. "He knows when we're awake!"

'Law does have a point now that I think about it,' Corazon thought.

"He also knows when we've been bad or nice!" Law pointed out. "Santa is a stalker!"

'Since when did Law learn the word 'stalker'!?' Corazon mentally exclaimed.

"He also breaks into houses through the chimney!" Law added. "Daddy, Santa steals all the milk and cookies! W-What if he steals Law!?" Law whimpered, hugging Corazon. "I wanna stay with Daddy! I don't wanna go with Santa, no matter how many presents he offers!"

'I guess I should tell him that Santa isn't real,' Corazon looked down and realized Law had fallen asleep. "Maybe tomorrow morning,"

XXX

Law woke up to shuffling noises late at night. 'It must be that bad man Santa Claus!' Law grabbed his toy nodachi. Although it wasn't a real sword, it was rather hard and could actually injure someone if hit hard enough.

Law quietly entered the living room, catching sight of a large figure holding a sack. The figure stopped at the table where the milk and cookies were and began eating. 'Now's my chance! I'll protect Daddy from the bad man!'

Law rushed towards Santa, hitting the taller male's legs repeatedly with as much force as his four year old body could muster. Santa didn't seem to feel pain from it and glanced down. "Law?"

"Stay away from Law and Daddy, Bad Man!" Law screamed, continuing his useless assault.

There was the sound of rushing footsteps followed by a crash. A few seconds later, the lights flicked on. "Law, what's wrong!? I heard yelling!"

"Bad Man Santa is here!" Law pointed to Santa and tried to hit harder.

"Fufufu," Santa laughed. "You're pretty brave, my dear nephew,"

"Nephew?" Law stopped and looked at the face of Santa. "Daddy, why does Santa have the same glasses as Uncle Doffy? And why does Santa have blonde hair but a white beard? And why does he sound like Uncle Doffy?"

Doflamingo removed his Santa beard. "It is me, Law,"

"Eh!?" Law exclaimed. "Uncle Doffy is Bad Man!?"

"Law," Corazon kneeled down to calm his son down. "Santa isn't real,"

"But you said—"

"Santa was created so that little boys and girls will behave," Corazon confessed.

"Bad Man won't take Law away from Daddy?" Law asked.

"No, I'll stay here forever," Corazon smiled.

"I love you Daddy!" Law hugged his father.

"I love you too, Law," Corazon hugged him back.

XXX

When Law woke up the next morning, he opened presents addressed to him from the various family members now that Law didn't believe in Santa. He received multiple toys that he was happy with. However, he found one box that claimed that the sender was Santa. "AH!" Law screamed, throwing it aside and running to Corazon. "Daddy, Santa is real!"

"Fufufu!"

Corazon glared at the laughing older Donquixote. "Doffy, stop being a jerk to my son!"


Seriously, when you think about it Santa Claus is kinda creepy.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKKAH! HAPPY KWANZAA! HAPPY NEW YEARS!