First off, I am Aileen Emery Autarkeia! Welcome to the wonderful and wacky world of me and my two friends!

I will warn you, you will think we were on crack at parts of the story. It's absolutely insane.

Without further ado, let's begin!

Disclaimer: I'm not a guy, and, to quote Monty Python, I'm "not dead yet!"

Aileen: *sitting boredly in a tree, alone* I'm bored. I wish Faith and Elysia were here to keep me company.

Elysia: *poofs in* Hi Aileen! What's up? You look bored.

Aileen: Oh, nothing. I was just wishing that you and Faith would drop by and visit.

Faith: *appears from behind the branch next to Aileen, her hand held dramatically over her heart.* "I am so touched!"

Elysia: *blinks* So... are we just going to sit here and be bored together? Or are we actually going to do something?

Aileen: Well, I was thinking that... *pauses*

Faith: Uh oh. Aileen was thinking.

Aileen: Oh, hush! Anyways...

Elysia: Anyways?

Aileen: Good Lord! I was thinking that we could go exploring!

Elysia: Yay! That sounds like fun! Let's go! *jumping up and down*

Aileen: Hang on, I have to climb out of the tree first...

Elysia: Okay... hurry up!

Aileen: I am, I am! Gosh, Elysia.

Elysia: Sorry... I'm just excited...

Faith: Woohoo?

Aileen: Oh, don't be such a party pooper!

Faith: Why don't we go exploring in that haunted house right in front of us?

Aileen: What the heck? A haunted house?

*haunted house appears right in front of us*

Elysia: Woah... that was... wier-

Faith: SO COOL! *cuts Elysia off*

Aileen: That's awesome! Let's go!

Elysia: Actually, that was kinda creepy... *raises eyebrows*

Faith: *shrugs* No it wasn't. Let's go.

*everyone walk into haunted house*

Faith: Wow, gotta love the decor in this place.

Aileen: What are you talking about, it's ancient and covered in cobwebs!

Elysia: You're really wierd, you know that?

Faith: Yep! *proudly*

Elysia: *facepalm* *accidentally steps on creaky old board*

Aileen: *jumps* WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?

Faith: Gosh, Aileen, it was just a board that Elysia stepped on.

Aileen: Don't scare me like that!

Elysia: Wow, you're worse than me, Aileen.

Aileen: Whatever... *rolls eyes*

Faith: And you JUST noticed that?

Elysia: Um...

Aileen: Whatever... enough about me, what's up with this place?

Faith: Oooh! I wonder if it's haunted!

Elysia: Creepy!

Aileen: *biting fingernails*

Faith: Oooo! A big scary looking hole in the ground! Let's explore it!

Elysia: Are you crazy?

Faith: *grin* Maybe...

Elysia: This was a bad idea

Aileen: *looks at hole with big scared eyes*

*something creaks*

Aileen: Good God Almighty! What was that?

Faith: Elysia stepped on something. *looks at Elysia* You... did step on something, right.

Elysia: Uh, no. I thought that was one of you.

Aileen: *snaps fingers and gun appears* *looks satisfied* That's better. *takes gun* Mmm hmm. An AK47. Wonderful.

*something else creaks, a lot closer*

All: *look at each other*

Faith: Quit trying to freak us out Elysia!

Elysia: I didn't do anything!

*All look horrified*

*more scary creaking noises*

Aileen: Darn. There are no bullets in this gun!

Elysia: *blinks*

*case of bullets appear on the floor*

Faith: How did that happen?

Elysia: *blink*

*case of bullets disappear*

Aileen: Darn!

Elysia: *blink*

*bullets appear again*

Faith: I got it! Don't blink, Elysia!

Elysia: I'm trying, I'm trying! *blink* Ooopsss...

Aileen: Elysia!

Faith: Elysia, can you blink up tape?

Elysia: I can try! *blinks*

*Tape appears*

Aileen: Sweet!

Faith: Quick tape her eyes open!

Elysia: Wha...?

Aileen: *grabs tape*

Elysia: Oh no... You are NOT doing that!

Aileen: Just hold still a moment!

Elysia: No! *backs away*

Aileen: Oh, fine, whatever. *flips tape in air* Well. *blinks and bullets appear*

Elysia: *blinks* *bullets... and Aileen disappear*

Faith: *practically screaming* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

Aileen: Hey! not so loud!

Faith: AILEEN! Where are you?

Aileen: I'm still here! I'm just invisible!

Elysia and Faith: WHAT IN THE WORLD?

Aileen: Hey... this means that I can go and find out who is making that creaking noise!

Elysia: Oh no, you need to stay here.

Aileen: Whoever it is won't be able to see me!

Faith: Hey Elysia, can you make me invisible, too?

Elysia: No! I don't even know how I managed to do that in the first place!

Faith: Awwww...

Aileen: Well, gosh, Elysia, umm... how're you going to make me reappear?

*large crack and Aileen is visible again*

All: Woah!

Aileen: *examines hole calmly* This reminds me of one of my favorite books. They fall through the floor and end up in another world called Marus. Bible stories are mirrored in Marus. Hmm...

Elysia and Faith: Aileen, don't!

Aileen: *shrugs* We can try it, can't we?

Elysia: We are NOT going down there! At all!

Faith: *pouty face*

Elysia: No!

Faith: *puppy dog eyes*

Elysia: That's NOT working!

Elysia: You don't even know where that hole goes to! It could take us to middle earth or Narnia for all we know!

*pause*

Elysia: Wait a minute... that's not such a bad idea after all.

Aileen: Let's go then! We'll find out where we end up soon enough!

Elysia: Wait! What if that hole only leads to the basement? We could crack our skulls open!

Faith: Elysia, you are waaaay paranoid.

Elysia: And you guys are nuts!

Faith: WE ARE NOT NUTS! We're trailmix! We have vareity!

Aileen: *cracks up*

Elysia: What?

Faith: Inside joke.

Elysia: Again, I repeat, you guys are nuts!

Aileen and Faith: Trailmix!

Elysia: Fine! You guys are trailmix! Happy?

Faith: Acceptionally.

Aileen: Let's do this.

*all take hands and step forward, tightly closing their eyes*

Elysia: R-ready? *quivers nervously*

Faith: I, um, I think so...

Aileen: Nothing left to do but go forward...

*all step into blinding light*

*light slowly clears, revealling that they're in a forest*

Elysia: But-but this is impossible...

Faith: Where are we?

Aileen and Elysia: *look at each other* Narnia.