Sexy no Jutsu Contest

Naruto was walking back to Kohona, with Sasuke. Actually, he had been dragging Sasuke back from Orochimaru's place before Sasuke smartened up and started walking. It was just to preserve his dignity. Now Naruto was just trying to talk to him and strike up a conversation (mostly rubbing it in Sasuke's face after he whipped his butt and brought him back) as he had tried to do many times before as they were walking. He failed in those attempts, to say the least. We join them now…..

(Lori-chan: you should write better than that.

Me:my spelling is better than yours.

Lori: no it is not!

Me: Hush. back to the story.)

"Sasuke, you won't believe how many people are perverts in Kohona." said Naruto, for no absolute reason other than to try to get him to talk. Nothing like a silent Uchiha to make you uncomfortable. And a traitorous one at that.

"…………And how would you know that?" It talks!

"My Sexy no Jutsu." Naruto answered proudly, as it was his own jutsu and he had used it successfully at least three times.

"Must not be that brilliant if you made it." Sasuke stated coldly. Under that frosty exterior, however, the avenger was itching to know what the hell it was.

"It is the best technique to use against any male opponent. And it is my own. It is the best. Like you could do it anyway." Naruto was angry because Sasuke had under estimated the Harem's power. The old Hokage had even been beaten by it! "I bet you couldn't even perform my Sexy no Jutsu!"

"Naruto, what did Tsunade tell you about using that jutsu in public?"

Naruto turned around to find the male members of team 10 and team Gai walking down the same road in the opposite direction.

"We heard that you had Sasuke so we were sent to secure him." Said Neji. "But it looks like you have it all under control." Kakashi poofed in beside them.

"What was this about betting again?" Kakashi asked, still reading that infamous little orange book.

"Sasuke thinks that my special jutsu is stupid and that anyone can do it, but he is wrong!!! So I bet that he couldn't do it at all."

"That sounds interesting, if I know what that particular jutsu would be." Jiraiya, the Perverted Hermit, had appeared out of nowhere next to Naruto at the mention of Naruto's 'special jutsu'. You can guess what it is. "So why don't we make it a contest. Between all of us." He was almost high from the anticipation. He wouldn't even have to sneak around to do research now!

"Okay…But who will decide the winner?" asked Shikamaru.


SO when they finally decided who was going to judge (Jiraiya wanted to get some 'notes' on the event and Kakashi thought it would be just as good as Itcha Itcha), they gave themselves and hour to rest up and make it back to the training grounds just inside the forest. During that hour, it seemed that the news got around so that almost all of the male nin in Kohona showed up in the clearing in the woods. And surprise of surprises, ITAHCI AND KISAME showed up.

(Itachi:why the hell did you put us in here?

Me: cause I am thinking of making a sequel to this….and it won't be as funny without you!)

Sasuke was barely containing his rage and several jonins had to keep him from going postal on the S-ranked nin. Shikamaru was able to calm him down, getting Sasuke to believe that if he could beat Itachi at this, it would be like a battle except without the fighting. And then Sasuke would be the bestest Uchiha around.

(Mally-chan: wtf?

Yes, I used that word on purpose. Gosh, I love spell check.)

"Okay everyone!!! The contest is starting! Kakashi and I, Jiraiya will be your judges today. Since no one really knows what this jutsu is besides Naruto, Ebisu and myself, Naruto will be starting first as a demonstration. So watch carefully. Naruto get ready!" Naruto stepped into the middle of the clearing and everyone watched for handsigns to help them 'master' this jutsu as quickly as possible.

Itachi. Why did you activate your Sharingan." questioned Sasuke, who couldn't help but glare at his onii-san.

"So I can defeat you, pathetic little brother." Well, Itachi was definitely the same. Still as sexy as ever, too….

(Mally-chan: Hey! Link is better!

Me: Nope. No one beats Gaara-kun!)

That put Sasuke in a rage. He decided he would beat Naruto AND Itachi without the Sharigan. It would make the victory so much sweeter. At least he thought it would.