This is a one off. There will NOT be another. Please read and review as I'm a newbie to fanfic. And I'm ill and wrote it in like half an hour. Anyways I'm eating my chocolate and i want you to read this. I could have written it better . On with the story! Start off in Light's POV.

"Light?" Ryuk said quietly. There was something different about him today. He wasn't grinning like a psychopath like he usually does. He had a basket of apples so his body shouldn't be all tangled like that.

"What's up Ryuk?" i asked my disloyal death god.

"I have a confession."

"Which is?"

"I'm gay."

"And? So what you're gay?" i said. Ryuk looked like someone had turned him to stone. After a very awkward silence he piped up

"Aren't you surprised?"

"No. I'm gay Ryuk so don't you think i can spot the signs?"

"You're gay? That means we can be gay together!"He jumped up with excitement. I pulled him back down on the bed.

"NO! No we cannot be 'gay together'"

"Why?"

"Ryuk, I'm human and you're a death god. Anyway i love L."

"L-chan?" he hunched back over. He started to sob. I felt a bit guilty. No i didn't i never feel guilty. Do I?

" I'm ashamed of my guilty confession." I can't believe i said that. Ryuk stopped crying and chuckled. But he still carried on and flew out the window.

Did i just tell my death god i was gay?

Worse still did i tell him i loved L?

Shit! As much as i am a straight A student, i can be a right idiot sometimes.

Ryuk POV

I can't believe Light loves L! I've always loved him since the day I dropped my death note and first set eyes on him.

I'm a death god and i sound mega cheesy.

I will have to stay with him until either he or the death note expires.

And now he knows my secret and i know his.

How can he not love me? I'm the most gorgeous, sweet loyal death god you will ever find.

Ok I'm not that gorgeous. Or sweet. Or loyal. But still.

How can he love L? What has L ever done to make Light love him?

I mean Light is the person L is hunting down. Ill go back and confront him.

When i got to the Yagami household i peered into the window. I wish i hadn't. L and Light's lips were interlocked as they were rolling round the bed.

Shit!

L, was Light's boyfriend.