THE MARAUDER'S POEM

Now,

Mysterious Sirius

infuriates

Animus Remus

along with

Silly Lily!

Now,

Neater Peter

Shames James

then

Swell Michelle

criticizes

Sailor Taylor!

Now,

Will Can Dan

do a handstand?

Can Blue Sue

sue a first year?

Now,

Small Paul

talks to

Tan Joanne

who talks to

Foreign Lauren

who doesn't speak english.

So, in the end,

Mysterious Sirius

infuriates

Animus Remus

along with

Silly Lily!

and,

Neater Peter

Shames James;

then

Swell Michelle

criticizes

Sailor Taylor!

after that,

Can Dan

does a handstand

and

Blue Sue

sues a first year;

in the midst of all this,

Small Paul

talks to

Tan Joanne

who talks to

Foreign Lauren

who doesn't speak english.

Got it? So repeat it ten times faster.